D-Skin

Sure, they have a highly suggestive name, tagline (D-Skin, Protective Disc Skins), and packaging that shows an orifice (a navel, mind you, obviously referencing self-contemplation). And yeah, we're wary about getting it, er, stuck inside of a slot-loading drive, but maybe they've really got something here.

[Thanks, Bobby]

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