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*Non-lethal (barely) electrical shocks any time you come within one meter of any food with more than 50 calories per serving.

*Optional epicac bulimia module for those who become inured to the electro-shocks.

*Direct muscle stimulation forcing you to exercise whether you like it or not.

*Optional morphine pump module for all those pulled muscles.

*Subliminal reminders during your sleep cycle that anyone over the age of five should have a weekly full body scan.

*Optional frontal lobe job module to ensure you're dumb enough to keep wearing this thing.]]>Dec 19th 2005 2:14AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/15/wealthy-wearable-health-care-system/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/15/wealthy-wearable-health-care-system/Dec 19th 2005 2:14AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/15/wealthy-wearable-health-care-system/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/15/wealthy-wearable-health-care-system/ This will be great for those young couples out there trying to get pregnant.

(Man says to boss): "Uh sir, can I possibly take a long lunch today. I just got an email from my wifes clothes and aparently she's ovulating today..."
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