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food time
pop-tart format floppy
slice of pizza 2 emails
turkey dinner defreag hard drive]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/
/Disc burner

//all those guys who said you could fry an egg on a Pentium, are eating lunch right now...

-F]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/
PC Based answer to Mac's G4 Ti Notebook Bacon Fryer.]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/BSOD: Blue Screen of Delicious!!

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Jef Raskin must be spinning in his grave. :)]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/(do I win now? ^_^*)]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/
"Just set it and forget it!" (But wait.. there's more!)

]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/
"Tech support! My code is fried, man."

"Insert Installation CD and press reheat..."

"Can you say - Recipe for disaster?"]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Exciting NEW product from the makers of the "Perfect Tin-Foil Hat"...
***The Ulitmate-Shielded, Totally-Stealth PC (with "Hide-ease" technology)!***

* Safe from prying eyes using frequency spying technology (hand-held, satelite-based, and even most known "Alien Ray"-based systems)

* "Hide-ease" technology: FBI/g-men at your door?
Just unplug the keyboard and mouse. Unit then automatically plays "Revolving TV Dinner" movie! -- Result: "What computer?"
(choice of Vegan or Meat entree movie)

* Built in Wi-Fi jammer and/or broad spectrum MIMO interface (feature/spec not yet finalized)

* In case of unit discovery/compromise...
4 Self-Destruct built-in modes:
Defrost, Medium, Full Power, Auto
]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/
"There is no microwave. An overclocked dual P4-Xeon performs the cooking."

Turntable=1
Power=80%
Call Recipe.lib
For I=1 to 6000
microwave.run
I=I++
Echo Ding.bell

"Honey, can you pause Doom? I need to cook dinner and junior's on the PC range."]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/
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Esp. those AOL cds :)]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/
Stovetop Instructions:
1. Open package and pour contents into 6 cups water.
2. Boil for 10 minutes.
3. Drain and enjoy.

Microwave Instructions:
1. Go to Start -> Program Files -> Microwave
2. Choose File -> New -> Food
3. Select "High" from the pulldown and enter number of minutes into textbox.
4. Hit OK
5. Hit Confirm
6. Choose File -> Close
7. Hit OK
8. Hit Confirm

There's going to be a surge in stove sales, I say.]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/Dec 19th 2005 12:13AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/the-microwave-pc/
"McDonald's and Apple's joint venture: the I-Big-Mac.""

or: The BigMac-mini]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM