The bikini that goes ding! when you're done cooking

Just in case you forgot, it's still summertime. And we all know the only clothes capable of solving that pesky tan-line issue happen to be your stock invisible bikini and the ever-classy birthday suit. But if you want to make sure you're at least getting an even melanoma bronze on both sides, New Look's Tan-Timer Bikini gives you an alarm every 15 minutes to let you know to roll that ass over.

[Thanks, Arthur]

[Lester Jones @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

thank God i am black... (is it the first time u are hearing that comment) hahahaha

[Matthias @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

I would love to see this in action!

[Esther Kustanowitz @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Great...like a turkey timer for your tan. If only we could shove those suckers into our navels, the comedy would be complete...

[Dustin Tarditi @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

How about a bikini with an alarm to sound when donning it in the first place wouldn't be "socially responsible" (as you quit your Gym membership 2 weeks after that new year's resolution...) or something to that effect...

[chris26 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

what? no photos?!?!?

[aprodite @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

#1 Lester Jones,

Please be aware that black people can get sunburnt and skin cancer too. I'll admit it's not that common, but it does happen. It's hapened to relative of mine who aren't light skinned by any means.

[NetGank @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Heh, would make it easier for guys to meet woman on the beach though.

*Ding!
"What the... did your bathing suit just 'ding'?"
"Yeah, I gotta rollover"
"Daaaamn" :P

[ninjaKid @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

#6 aprodite (aphrodite you mean perhaps?)

yeah, we can get skin cancer etc, but we're not likely to be laying out to get a tan, either!

[Jazzmoney @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"gives you an alarm every 15 minutes to let you know to roll that ass over."

Now that would be an awsome condom!

[aprodite @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

#8 ninjaKid

Too right about laying out to get a tan.

Oh, and I do mean aprodite, it's a play on words, I run an iPod related site called Podite.com, and make a couple of iPod hacks. Our members are called Podites, and seeing I'm in charge of keeping the site well maintained it's (A Pro Dite) as in a professional Podite. But you are right in that I was inspired by the Aphrodite, the greek goddess of love and beauty.

[Pat @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Can we get a demo video? Heh. Had to ask.

[z @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

don't mess with my toot toot

[z @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

don't mess with my toot toot

[Alberto @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

wonder wich part beeps...

[Dave dBaseIII and Fortran man @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Is the timer solar-powered? Are there downloadble alarms and chimes? Is this cool or what!