So a drunk guy walks into a cellphone retailer and says, "My phone hasn't worked for six months, I want a refund."*
The retailer says, well, who cares what the retailer says; what's important is what happens next: the guy breaks his
defective handset in two, and eats the memory "so no one would get his personal information." True story, man. Guess
that how do you eat an elephant joke also applies to consumer electronics. Too bad this guy hadn't heard of
the World Cellphone Throwing
* Paraphrasing for dramatic effect, dig?