Drunk guy eats his cellphone's memory

Eaten cellphone X-ray

So a drunk guy walks into a cellphone retailer and says, "My phone hasn't worked for six months, I want a refund."* The retailer says, well, who cares what the retailer says; what's important is what happens next: the guy breaks his defective handset in two, and eats the memory "so no one would get his personal information." True story, man. Guess that how do you eat an elephant joke also applies to consumer electronics. Too bad this guy hadn't heard of the World Cellphone Throwing championships, eh?

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* Paraphrasing for dramatic effect, dig?