There's nothing like a good spoof of an Apple ad.
Maybe it's that self-satisfied we're-so-classy-ness exuded by Apple that makes us poke fun of them in order to build
our own selves up. Maybe it's their outrageous claims that we dare not believe and therefore belittle in hopes of
maintaining a shred of sanity. Or maybe we're just bored. In that grand tradition (whatever it is) we offer you this