http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/ Engadget Comments for http://www.engadget.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.engadget.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
Hrmm, just throw in some LED's and we'll have a nice pair of headlights :)

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So getting that for my wife :P]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Just think: the breast implant can have 4 GB of flash memory, and bluetooth, which can connect many headphones. AND BEST OF ALL, the nipple and the surrounding areola can be the APPLE CLICK WHEEL! (Stimulate yourself while browsing through music)]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
haha, I said udder..]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
Good point, but also imagine how much more suspicion and scrutiny there will be of females who may be working undercover. Just what kind of tests would you have to pass to guarantee that you weren't "wearing a wire?" Just getting felt up, or even body cavity searches, wouldn't cut it anymore.]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
I can see the technology being useful, I just don't see how that's going to help considering it's usually people that strip for a living who get breat enlargements.]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/ Err. O.K. I have mixed feelings about this.
The geek-girl in me is like, "Wow! that's kinda neat in a Borg kinda way. Bluetoothe phone and a bouncey chest at the same time."
On the other hand, while the idea of have tech implanted in my flesh seems a little freaky, breast cancer does run in my family so it's always a concern for me. Some kind of implanted "early warning system" would be very cool and save many lives.
Sensors could also moniter healing progress on the implants themselves (which can sometimes be a little dicey).]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
With bluetooth you can upload data and carry it around like Johnny Mnemonic. It will be the end of the usb keychain!]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Hell id get breast implants if the features are cool enough, and im a guy ;)]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
Yep, Joanie Mnemonic. "Here you go Hon', just plug your nipple into the USB port... OHHH, you got the bluetooth set. Well, in that case, just shake them boobies over by my dongle!"]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
i've been 'tuning in Tokyo' on my wife's breasts since the movie '16 candles' came out!]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
And it's great for the vegas escort/bachelor party dancer scene...they can travel light, no longer needing to haul a boom box with 'em. About time technology delivered on it's promise of a truly portable cyborg stripper.

I think they'll be powered by regular alkaline batteries. Double D's, most likely.]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/

Do you understand what sic means? It means that this was a direct quote taken from the guy and he's the one that f---ed it up. If they changed it, it wouldn't be his quote anymore.]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
classic]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/

Yes..I am a perv... :-D]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
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Makes ya think what they'll use as the mute button.]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/johnny_mnemonic/about.php

Where information collection and transport is the big business in the future....

This would be a big step in that direction. Wonder if the bigger the cup size the more GB of storage you get :-)

All we need now is Google to announce GoBooble ChestTop search and this could really become a useful body modification as compared to just another BoobBox ;-)



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LOL! We have a winner...]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/http://www.engadget.com/2005/10/13/medical-and-musical-breast-implants/
Did you really just ask for a rack mounted set of breast implants? Isn't that redundant. . .]]>Dec 19th 2005 12:54AM