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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[All I have to say is: Paper jam -_____-]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[William DC]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[Even though this is a parody, I think this is genius. <br><br>The hardest part would be developing toilet paper that's tough enough to print on yet soft enough for..you know.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Psiven]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[oh how I wish I could wipe my ass with the latest from dave winer]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[styne steen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[Finally something useful to do with Fox News.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gamabunta]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[Imagine...a whole nation with clean but ink-blackened butts!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gadjitfreek]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[I still don't understand why we use paper to wipe our sphincters... A more sanitary and less wasteful solution is already among us my friends... isn't about time we embraced the bidet?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[decompyler]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[7. I tend to only wipe on one side of the paper...so unless it's double sided printing then your white poopy hole should remain white.<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Weird Al]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[out of all the weird devices to feature on engadget, i must sy this is probably one i would find most usefeul!! shame its not real :-(]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Mullinger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[Hmmm news print on your ass. Not good :P]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Roger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[just the thing for George Bush's speeches]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[cdog]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA["Finally something useful to do with" joystiq News.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[zachary]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[Let's take this a step further. I declare a patent for an SMS bidet. When you go to the restroom you would set your phone profile Potty or such. Your bluetooth phone will direct your text messages to your bidet toilet where the text will be converted into Morse Code. Then a Morse Code water jet will shoot at your bunghole.<br>.... . .-.. .-.. ---    .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. <br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[John Bidet Morse C. Protocol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[this could all be subsidized if we could get paid for all the google ads on our ass now.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[thatericguy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[What happens if it's a slow news day?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Scott Fuhrman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[Just what I need, a way to wipe my ass with Gizmodo.  ;-)  Nice one, guys.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Julie Chadwick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[the automatic bidet that i've always wanted doesn't seem so desirable anymore.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ap]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[I know who would like to buy this: Just about every celebrity and have their favorite tabloid articles (about them) printed on it.<br><br>The Sun, News of the World (to name just 2 ugly ones from the UK) articles printed here. Hell, then you can make pictures of celebrities using this as well! hehehehe<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sasha  S.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[I set something like this up actually... in my case, it wasn't for RSS feeds, but the script I wrote could be *very* easily modified for that. See, I work at a library, and my office/workroom is littered with old reciept printers, etc. We use a calendar system called Oracle Calendar (formerly Netscape Cal), and you can have it send you emails for all or some meeting reminders, and they all fit a certain format, something easily for my script to sniff out. So, when I get an email reminder, my script catches it, and PRINT PRINT PRINT it pops out.  I played with having it print out emails with certain subject lines or other patterns to match, but I dont' actually use that functionality much.  It's nerdy5 as hell, but fun, handy, and really was easy to setup. An RSS-based script would be even easier- take the RSS feed, make it into plain text, and dump the text to LPT1. that's about all yer doing.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[that's a Zebra label printer <br><br>http://www.zebra.com/id/products/global/en/printers/industcomm/z4mplus.Image1.Image.gif]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[mr.smashy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[THIS JUST IN: I took a dump]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[lol...it's very funny idea]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on RSStroom Reader concept prints up toilet paper news]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/08/rsstroom-reader-concept-prints-up-toilet-paper-news/</guid><description><![CDATA[What's with all the toilet humor?<br><br>/sorry, had to be done.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Dec 19th 2005 2:31AM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
