"If we can't ship this puppy by then, we might as well be herding yaks.
I'm glad it's getting weird again. I didn't understand it when it wasn't weird.
The little cartoon man is messing with my head!
Many Yaks were exploited during the creation of this product.
I'm concerned because the cow sounded pretty threatening.
When you have a car that's that uncool, you just gotta drive stupid.
Don't look at me. They're not my flying monkeys.
The disco ball is spinning, but no one's home.
Cows didn't have dynamite and steam shovels.
There exists, but you can't get there from here."
It goes on (and on, and on) from there. If anyone can confirm this for us, we'd appreciate it.
Update: Reader djones has offered up this confirmation. Thanks!