Just when we were starting
to think that there was hope for the video game community, someone called "I EAT POO" goes and tops 5 out of
the 8 leaderboards in Metroid Prime: Hunters. We're too disillusioned to accurately describe how it feels to
be beaten by someone whose name takes its inspiration from feces, so we'll just throw the words "anger",
"pain" and "disappointment" in your general direction and hope that you can empathise.
In other more mature news, Nathan dropped us a line to tell us that WitendoFi.com (a Nintendo Wifi community) is now tracking aforementioned Metroid Prime
stats for its users. So come on WitendoFi users, kick Mr. Pooman's pongy butt off the leaderboards!