According to our calcultions, the distance from Los Angeles to the Utah border is approximately 380 miles. There are 5,280 feet in a mile, and the average person in line took up around 2-1/2 feet of breathing room, resulting in approximately 802,600 attendees* in front of us waiting in line for the Wii. So yeah, sorry Tim, we weren't going to let you in -- we had been waiting in line since Wyoming.
[Thanks to everyone who tipped us off; image courtesy of The_Wind_Waker8]
(Update: Corrected spelling of Tim's name; although the paraprax "Time" could still be accurate ... sort of.)