Modojo's Ryan Morgan took a trip into the underworld of DS games, finding the meanest of the mean villains and delivering stern warnings about them. These aren't the everyday spiny, cloaked, "NOOOOOOO"-bellowing villains we know, the kind that telegraph their evilness to the world, but some more insidious cads who, while they look innocuous enough, will strike and attempt to force you to feed their twisted, evil obsessions.
The biggest offender? The color blue, who Nintendo seems to have collaborated with to render Brain Ageplayers hoarse or even mute from repeated attempts at the Stroop test. Bluuuuuuuuuuuue!