NintenDadz: Never Good Enough For You Edition

Growing up without a father in your life can be tough, we know. Do any of these scenes sound familiar? Staring outside the window, watching your friends learn to ride a bike with their dads while you spend the afternoon alone, cutting out misshapen dinosaurs from construction paper? Learning to shave from that old Simpsons episode when Homer taught Bart instead of having your own pops show you how to use a razor? Buying a Father's Day card every year "just in case," even though you know there's no point? It's been over 20 years; why would he want to see you now?

With IBW Publications' NintenDadz software, you can still have those essential life lessons and childhood experiences that single-parent families often lack. Play catch in the backyard, build a birdhouse, and enjoy dozens of other simulated father-son activities with over 100 minigames to choose from! Leave your self-pity at the door, and run past the post break for the NintenDadz fact sheet and the father you've always wished would come home.

Note: If it isn't already obvious, this is a complete sham of a game. But that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it!

Are you a Father who is tired of having to spend quality time with little Timmy or Suzy, teaching them to play ball, go shopping or even just helping them do their homework? Or maybe you are a kid who's father isn't "really there" and you need a father figure. Well NintenDadz is just the thing for both situations.

NintenDadz utilizes the Wii's unique interactive controls to completely immerse the player into lifelike Father - Child interactions. This interaction takes the form of Mini-game madness, with over 100 mini-games emulating real life Father - Child Interactions including:
  • Playing Catch
  • Building a birdhouse
  • Playing a board game (chess, checkers, tic-tac-toe)
  • Doing Homework (math, spelling, and reading)
  • Golfing
  • Get out there and Mow the @!#@!% Lawn
  • Attending church
  • Attending Your School Play
  • What Part of "No" don't you understand
  • Hide and Seek (here's a hint: NintenDadz is on the couch watching the ball game)
  • Parent Teacher Conference
  • Take that Makeup off your not a $%#@^ hooker
  • Don't tell your mother about this.
With the Nintendo Wii Controller's force feedback you'll feel like your NintenDadz is really roughing you up.

This article was originally published on Joystiq.