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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[this is an awesome poll! haha]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Roy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 12:40PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Gates asks Jobs where to get black turtlenecks on the cheap.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Roy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 12:42PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[I prefer the alternate reality where they gaze into each other's  eyes profess their adoration for each other then proceed to make sweet-sweet love...  Oh wait that did happen.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ryan bean]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 12:43PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Exactly! I thought they were going to make out or something! Especially after Jobs said the Beatles line to Gates. Oh, man, my heart just melted into one big pool of red wine and chocolate!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[dw]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 2:57PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[For some reason I seem to be taking a really strong dislike to Jobs recently and this interview only ended up making me dislike him further.<br><br>I mean, the whole setup had a very 'demilitarized zone/neutral territory' feel to it, and it looked like we were going to get some insights into the past/present/future of computing from two guys who have been instrumental in making it what it is today. Instead Jobs kept mentioning iPhone features at evey opportunity. (the iPhone looks like a great product -- but this was not the place to promote it). He really lacked class in that department.<br><br>The other thing that annoyed me about Jobs was his response to the PC vs. Mac ads. I hate negative advertising of any kind so these ads have always bugged me. Might have been a tad funny at first, but after that they have just been one cheap shot after the other. So Jobs talking about "PC guy is what makes it work" really seems a bit fake. I suppose he didn't have a lot of options at that point though -- they were pretending to be best buddies, and the ads are already out there.<br><br>Oh, and finally -- his response to the question about giving stuff back to the world. I mean seriously -- according to Forbes latest lists, Gates has 56 billion dollars and Jobs has 5.7 billion. Which is a tenth of what Gates has, but it's still a completely ridiculous sum of money. I don't think its unreasonable to expect him to speak out in favor of some causes or make some charitable contributions. In his defense, of course, he could be doing such things anonymously. Or he might be putting it off to a future date. I sincerely hope this is the case..]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[TheAxMan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 9th 2007 8:38PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Jobs attacks gates with an iphone, gates fights back with a surface. ouch... computer/table to the head.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 12:44PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[For some reason seeing the 2 of them together like that... I can't help but think of the Wolfmother song "The Joker and the Theif". ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 12:45PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[They both sit like women.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pete]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:15PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[It's not that they're sitting like women, they're trying to protect their nads from any sudden jabs.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[aschmack]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 3:33PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[I would prefer to see Steve Ballmer wrestle Eric Schmidt in a pool full of jello, in an electrified cage, floating on a raft in the Pacific Ocean...<br><br>or maybe a rap battle]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Rob]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 12:54PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Stallman, Torvalds, and Shuttleworth come out with baseball bats and kick some ass.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[paloooz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 12:54PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[But Ballmer and his crew are around the corner with dead mozdevs ready to be thrown.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[paloooz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 12:58PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[No no no...all wrong....u need to add:<br><br>Opera musica begins....Jobs and Bill pull out lightsabers...battle to the finish.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[o0adam0o]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:00PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[I guess to some an alternate reality is where two adults sit down and talk pleasantly. Yeah, I could see that.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:03PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Come on Linus! Don't let us down!<br>Get on stage and bring your soap box so you can release some ofyour gospel]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[JustinAndrew]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:32PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[You are mixing Linus up with Stallman. Linus is very pragmatic and straightforward. I've yet to hear him really make statements about "freedom," just technical merit. Stallman is the idealist, it's all he does.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[k0a10]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:49PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Two words: Dance Off!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[phlavor]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:23PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Are those the new "it" chairs?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jacob Kennedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:24PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! ...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[chabuhi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:28PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Gates announces that the technology behind Microsoft Surface is the same used in the iPhone.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dev]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 3:08PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[LOL.. look at their body language.. they don't sit "like women", but the legs say "I wish I were somewhere else, or at least with somebody else"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Christina]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:50PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Gates announces Microsoft will be going out of business in six months, all software and intellectual property has already been signed over to Apple.<br>Jobs announces he's already, in turn, signed it all over to Linus along with everything Apple owns.<br>Linus rushes to the stage, declares everything either company has ever made to be free forever, and announces his candidacy for President in '08.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 1:52PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[If you look on the iphone, it seems as though there is an uneven number of widgets. There seems to be one missing at the bottom right hand corner.<br><br>Alternate reality: Jobs and Gates reveal the missing widget, it looks like a microsoft icon! Wait a minute. Now they are about to drop the bomb. Here it comes<br>Fill in the blank_______________! The crowd goes wild. Everyone comes to their feet and rush the stage. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[S.J.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 2:03PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Jobs chuckles at Gates' last joke and absentmindedly places his glass of aged bourbon whiskey on the coffee table between them.  As he does, he notices that the coffee table is not a coffee table.  It's a Surface PC.  Consumed in a flash of rage that this "neutral" arena has been tainted by Microsoft technology, Jobs spits on the floor, throws his whiskey in Gates' face and storms out.<br><br>The Surface automatically charges his credit card for the drink.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[DorianGray]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 2:11PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[C'mon. We all wanted to see the I'm a Mac routine. It wouldn't have been degrading it would have been momentous. Definitely number one on YouTube.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darnell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 2:16PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[What a stupid post! These guys are my childhood heroes (despite being a mac fan) and I was just teary eyed watching it. What happened was exactly what I expected. <br><br>Now if it was Jobs and Balmer I'd have gone for a everybody at D5 unites to kill Balmer and then they party all night version.<br><br>Jobs and Gates, I just love'em! ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[whatevas]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 2:30PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[I am a dirty fucking spammer: rbuccicone@gmail.com]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Rachel]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 3:36PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[If you look at the top of the Surface, it looks like an iPhone.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Cormier]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 3:38PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[SImply because it is touchscreen with multi-touch dosen't signify that it is a copy of the iphone. Multi-touch is an age-old technology, formerly applied to large surface areas,such as walls and other "surfaces".  Apple and MS have done nothing new with these products but add some glitz by making them more asthetically pleasing.  The fundamental hardwrae/software is the same everywhere.  <br><br>If you say that the surface of the MS surface looks like an iphone, then I can also say that my tablet pc or my desktop with a bitmap screen looks like an iphone.  What sets the iphone and MS surafce apart are the sizes;  it is much harder to make larger  multi-touch devices.  Though I applaud both for introducing this technology to the consumer market, it is by no means a new, patented, technology.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ryhan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 4:26PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Say wha?<br><br>I said the Surface looks like an iPhone. That doesn't mean I meant that Microsoft copied Apple with multi-touch. Did I mention anywhere about multi-touch? No, I mentioned that it looks like an iPhone... which you can also touch. I'm not implying M$ stole multi-touch, I'm saying it looks like an iPhone.<br><br>Capiche?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Cormier]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 9:29PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[If you look at the top of Alex Cormier, it looks like a fanboy.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben H]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 5:04PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Gates comes out with a webcam taped to his head... That would be the greatest moment in the history of the world!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ryan Tenney]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 1st 2007 6:25PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Let the Slash Fiction begin...<br><br><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fiction" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fiction</a>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ben]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 2nd 2007 1:10PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[i always had a strange feeling that they would explode in a nuclear bomb if they make contact]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kev]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 2nd 2007 3:31PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Where's Stephen Hawkings microphone and tray table computer?  Oh wait, that's Bill Gates.  Sorry.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[bdkennedy1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 2nd 2007 9:23PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Poll: Jobs and Gates sit down in an alternate reality]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/01/poll-jobs-and-gates-sit-down-in-an-alternate-reality/</guid><description><![CDATA[Jobs: "No, Bill, I won't be using your stupid slow mofu Vista OS on the next gen Macbooks."<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Perrey Z.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 4th 2007 2:02PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
