Now, for the legal business: this contest is only open to US residents of age 18 and up. I'm sorry if this excludes you, but our legal team says we just can't run a more inclusive contest. And with the option of doing contests for some of our readers or doing contests for none of our readers, I pick the former. For full details, please check out the official rules.
But with all of that out of the way... what are you waiting for? Enter your caption in the comments!
Update: As of 11:59 PM EST on Wednesday, our entry period has ended. Check back on Friday to vote for the winning caption!