Other suggested headlines for this article include:
  • "Today's bloodiest video"
  • "Today's most hemophilic video"
  • "This video may (or may not) save your life in the indeterminate future"
  • "Today's cutest life and death scenario EVAR video"
  • "Hey look, puppies! (Made you look, now watch this trailer.)"
  • "It's really just two Trauma Center DS games duct-taped together."
  • "It's really just an episode of Grey's Anatomy and Cooking Mama duct-taped together."
  • "Hey look, PS3 overtook Wii in sales! (Made you look, now enjoy puppies.)"

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