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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[LMAO @ Borg drone]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[waiownsyou]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 2:12AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[you wouldnt be saying that if you saw a real one!!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[kyle allen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 2:28AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[man this was done like 5 years ago! give it a break.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[just.another.blue]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 7:32AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[I thought it was just a giant lead weight that would balance you out - what's this electrode nonsense?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Juaquin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 2:25AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[chinchillas? those have 4 legs... how can something with 4 legs lack balance? my chair has 4 legs and no brain and its doin just fine]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[kyle allen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 2:26AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[ever play twister?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[phish]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 6:20PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[Or tie a towel or tube sock around a cat's midsection? :)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bloobie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 3:07AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[My chinchilla stands on his hind legs only very often.  I'd say whenever he's not running or sleeping, he's only using two of the four.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[sgt_easton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 8:47AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[I for one welcome our undsteady (drunk?) overlords!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[MonkeyHood]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 2:49AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[So it's basically a wii remote you implant in your head?<br><br>Anyway, this is good news for me cos I had my balance destroyed by the same antibiotic.<br><br>I'm not a chinchilla, btw. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[superOK]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 4:22AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[Finally you can get really drunk and walk straight :)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Artur]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 4:25AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[I usually find that the wobblyeyes is a side effect of wearing beer goggles.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Eldiablo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 7:30AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[Resistance is futile]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[drpetje]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 4:48AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[-when less than 1 Ohm, yes.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[strider_mt2k]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 6:29AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[Am I the only one who finds the phrase "wobbly people" extremely funny?  No really, say it out loud.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[firebat45]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 8:54AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[Oh my! A non-iphone related post - what is the world coming to! ;)<br><br>More on topic - how do they test the animals for balance, do they ask them to rub their tummy and top of the head in a circular motion at the same time?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[wrabbit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 9:30AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[no, they walk a straight line, in the middle of the road next to their cars, and then touch their nose while reciting the alphabet.. that's just before you catch them with a few ounces of cocaine..<br><br>oh, wait, chinchillas, not lindsay lohan...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[allaina]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 11:57AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[I think I have a balance problem.....it usually happens when I hear a low note on a guitar. :(]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Secura]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 12:16PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[Chinchillas are NOT adorable, they bite like hell.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[granny down east]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 2:48PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Ear implant corrects balance problems, makes you part Borg]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/12/ear-implant-corrects-balance-problems-makes-you-part-borg/</guid><description><![CDATA[Is that Picard?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Roflgoat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 12th 2007 7:24PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>