http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/ Engadget Comments for if(date == "09/13/2007") Engadget.Write("Happy Programmer's Day"); http://www.engadget.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.engadget.com en-us Copyright 2009 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 1:40PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 1:44PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 1:45PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 2:14PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/ C++
*runs away*]]>Sep 13th 2007 2:30PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
And endif; will not work since you need a colon after the parenthesis to make it an if-called statement.]]>Sep 13th 2007 2:34PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 3:13PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 1:47PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/ Being hung over, and missing a day does not count.]]>Sep 13th 2007 1:57PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 2:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 2:48PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
In other words 1189710411.]]>Sep 13th 2007 3:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 3:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/|)__)
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The O RLY Owl says:

H@ppy Pr0gr@mmers D@y!!]]>Sep 13th 2007 1:47PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 5:18PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
This is coming from someone in CEST (Central European Summer Time [UTC +2).

A "beginners how-to" on timezones ;)]]>Sep 13th 2007 1:48PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
http://www.timeanddate.com/library/abbreviations/timezones/]]>Sep 13th 2007 1:49PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
http://javascript.codeislogic.com/convert-utc-dates-to-local-timezone-offset-automatically]]>Sep 13th 2007 3:49PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/10 print "thank you Programmers"
run]]>Sep 13th 2007 1:53PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 5:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 3:29PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
I've been debugged.]]>Sep 13th 2007 6:15PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 8:39PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
http://xkcd.com/292/
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int main(void, void)
{
cls(0);
printf("Stuf U all, Im not a fraGGin nErd");
wait(2000);
printf("Ok then I am");
}
return (0);]]>Sep 13th 2007 1:59PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 2:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Warning: No return value for `int main'
Error: Unexpected `return'



I'm not gonna mention the includes since I think Engadget probably stripped the carrots from your code, thinking them to be HTML tags.
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I guess I should be glad I didn't post the multi-threaded version of your app...]]>Sep 13th 2007 2:26PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 1:58PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 2:04PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 2:27PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 4:42PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 14th 2007 8:47AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 2:02PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 3:14PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/From programmer to programmer ;)]]>Sep 13th 2007 2:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
Happy Programmers Day

Sia]]>Sep 17th 2007 7:31PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/"there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that know binary, and those that do not" ... I think that was an exact quote ;)]]>Sep 13th 2007 2:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 2:21PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 2:28PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 3:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
Wouldn't be 57006 would it?

Both the binary joke and the hex riddle are t-shirts you can get from ThinkGeek. :P]]>Sep 13th 2007 3:19PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
Or even further:
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who know trinary, those who don't, those who confuse it with trinary, and those who won't shut the f*** up with their stupid jokes.]]>Sep 13th 2007 4:31PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
Ok, here is an oldie but a goodie:
"If builders built building the way programmers program programs, the firs woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization" .... Of course, those that have actually created a conscript (yes program), know, that at best it works, never mind works well... that’s much harder to do...
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sizeof(long) == 4/8 (depending on the compiler and architecture) -- i think you mean the upper bound of long...]]>Sep 13th 2007 5:00PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/
Why do computer geeks celebrate Halloween on Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is equal to Dec 25.]]>Sep 13th 2007 5:00PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/13/if-date-09-13-2007-engadget-write-happy-programmers-day/Sep 13th 2007 5:37PM