Mpion DAP cranks out tunes, zaps pimples

If you're insistent on toting around a portable zit zapper, why not choose one that doubles as a less-than-stellar DAP? The Mpion player not only includes 128MB of built-in memory, a headphone jack, USB connectivity, and a battery life of around two hours, but this thing even cleans your pores. Reportedly, the "ion mode" enables "deep cleansing" of your face, and while we certainly aren't schooled in the ways of dermatology, we have a hard time believing this device would actually work. Nevertheless, those willing to give anything a try can grab one now for ¥20,790, but don't count on a money back guarantee.

[Via UberReview]

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 25th 2007 10:18PM]

um, seriously... who thinks of these things + is this sanitary?

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 25th 2007 11:01PM]

Didn't you hear? Recent studies show that lead based paint clears up your pores.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 25th 2007 10:21PM]

Speachless.....

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 25th 2007 10:22PM]

Doh! Speechless...

[kthoag Posted Sep 25th 2007 10:23PM]

all the teenagers who would actually need this already have an iPod nano

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 25th 2007 10:28PM]

Why didn't engadget mention the version that helps clear up jock itch?

[thethirdmoose Posted Sep 25th 2007 10:41PM]

Clearly, because Engadget is biased towards/against acne. OMFGORZ!!!11!!onez!11! ENGADGET=ACNEGADGET!!!! LOLSWORDS!!!!

[LiQuiDFuSioN Posted Sep 25th 2007 10:51PM]

WHAT THE F***! lol.

[Badtzmaru Posted Sep 25th 2007 11:00PM]

ion zappers do work -- they clear up bacteria. But i don't know if this device has enough "power" to do the trick.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 25th 2007 11:43PM]

Oh... my... God.
You, like, totally don't know how long I've, like, waited for something like this.
My BFF will just DIE when I show it to her!

[paul34 Posted Sep 25th 2007 11:48PM]

BFF Jill FTW

[rthprog Posted Sep 25th 2007 11:54PM]

200 bucks? no thank you.
jk
jk
I would die without my holy D2

Ah, China and teens, I can blame (almost) all the worlds problems on thee.... :D
jk

[Rainier Posted Sep 26th 2007 10:35AM]

Where in the article does it mention China?

[Arkv2 Posted Sep 26th 2007 12:04AM]

Seriously, there are limits. This seems to exceed them all...by far.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 26th 2007 1:41AM]

Hellz yeah! I can jam out to P.Diddy tunes while I preserve my sexy!

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 26th 2007 6:57AM]

Can I have it without the MP3 Player?

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 26th 2007 7:41AM]

*blank stare*

Coming soon, exfoliating cream cannisters with mp3 and wi-fi.

Stupid trends, adding mp3 to everything.

[Jake Le Master Posted Sep 26th 2007 10:33AM]

I heard they're coming out with an Mp3 vibrator, pre-loaded with select Barry White tracks.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 28th 2007 11:34PM]

Ok. There is NO way, like, those tweenyboppers are gonna, like, not like this, such as, the Japanian IPods, like, such as, uh, you know, !11!!!11!!!!!!1!! ^.^" *nosebleeds*

But seriously, this IS a scam. A two hundred-dollar scam.