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Designed for law enforcement? Pshaw.... Designed for Maury!

in the case of eight month old jaliesha... you ARE the father]]>Oct 16th 2007 9:42PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/Oct 16th 2007 12:04PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/
Oh and, you are not the father.


"WOOO! I TOLD JA YA SKANK! WOOOOT YAAA BABYYYYYYYY AWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"]]>Oct 16th 2007 12:37PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/
Get with the program!!! ]]>Oct 16th 2007 12:45PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/Oct 16th 2007 1:51PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/Oct 16th 2007 2:51PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/Oct 17th 2007 7:52AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/16/nec-develops-portable-dna-analyzer/
Even then, this thing is bound to get blasted in court:

Defense Attorney: "So, Mr. Evidence Tech, you feel my client should be sent to death row as a result of a DNA procedure performed in a suitcase in 90 degree heat on a dirty street corner 10 minutes after you ate a giant greasy burrito from Ed's Taco Hut?"
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