http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/ Engadget Comments for No guy in a coma, no missed iPhone launch, no kidding http://www.engadget.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.engadget.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
oh wait...]]>Oct 21st 2007 9:18PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/apparently no one looked at the box he's holding in the picture, it doesnt include the itunes music store icon, and all the employees are wearing the launch day shirt... o yea, also look at the million people in the background in line. there hasnt been a line that long since june 30]]>Oct 22nd 2007 12:29AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 2:42PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 9:20PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 9:22PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 9:58PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 3:50AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
steve spelled backwards is... evets.... coincidence? I think not.]]>Oct 21st 2007 9:24PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 9:36PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 9:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
Don't be a twat, mOe. ;)]]>Oct 21st 2007 10:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
Never said it wasn't right in the article, did I?

Don't be a pubic hair about it ;) ]]>Oct 21st 2007 11:03PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 9:25PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 10:03PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 10:28PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 9:26PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
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Even though the news story was blatantly fake beyond all doubt to any logical person, waves of people immediately believed the story anyway, praised Apple for their unparalleled kindness and generosity, then unsuccessfully attempted to explain away all the plot holes and why no legitimate news websites are reporting this juicy story.

This is the reason you use a Mac? Sony or Dell would never do something like this? Please. It's just a computer. Get over it.]]>Oct 21st 2007 11:03PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 9:30PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/To be pathetic and get more hits on their lame website?
It's nothing miraculous, it's preys on peoples emotions, and if anything it's just plain unbelievable. i hope the traffic from engadget crashes their dumpster site and they learn their lesson about creating lame uninspired stories.

I personally have no problem with fake or satirical stories(i love theonion), but it should have a point to it.]]>Oct 21st 2007 9:32PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/i guess i give them a nod for irony by calling themselves "iphonesavior", but their jokes arn't too good.]]>Oct 21st 2007 10:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 27th 2007 1:21PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/How about you stop trolling website posts that are a week old?
Do you have nothing more productive to do than such?
and i do plenty of productive/creative things, they just would never wind up on engadget because i am not in the tech industry, i'm just a gadget hobbiest, which most people here are.

Most people here don't make the content which engadget is blogging about, but we do comment on it.... oh, thats right, this is the "comment" section.

i'm sorry if that is your sad little website that i shit all over, but I am contributing to the community by warning others that the website is of poor quality and they should not waste their time with it. By doing that i have contributed to the Engadget community more than you ever have with your pointless trolling.]]>Oct 27th 2007 1:44PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
This kid's parents must've been very high.]]>Oct 21st 2007 9:39PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 11:59PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 9:54PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 10:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
Ya. /yawn]]>Oct 21st 2007 10:28PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 10:37PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 21st 2007 11:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
//hint SEX]]>Oct 21st 2007 11:22PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/actually when you wake up from a coma, it's like nothing really happened at all, you just kinda feel like you had a very long nights sleep.
That is assuming you don't suffer from any memory/motor skill loss, then you might suffer from dementia and not have any concept of who, what, where, or when.]]>Oct 21st 2007 11:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 23rd 2007 3:34AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 3:20AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
he doesn't actually get a "release party" and an iphone


...slips into another coma...waits for the next iPhone.]]>Oct 22nd 2007 10:47PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
Some guy collapsed on the street suffering a near fatal heart attack and was without a pulse, but when his iPhone starting ringing in breast pocket, his heart suddenly starting beating again. Do you really need third-party applications when the iPhone can jump start a heart? You gotta admit, that's pretty impressive.

The dude finally set up a shrine and called it the Miraculous iPhone Shrine. People come from miles around to worship at it. I'd tell you where it's at but the massive crowds are really ruining his front lawn but he asked people to stop giving out his address.]]>Oct 22nd 2007 12:31AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050120]]>Oct 22nd 2007 12:46AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 1:12AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 1:20AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 1:30AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 2:24AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
I'm still bitter. :P]]>Oct 22nd 2007 2:06AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 2:35AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/
These guys wouldn't have done it if they didn't think there'd be a bunch of iFans who'd believe it and wet their iKnickers.]]>Oct 22nd 2007 7:36AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 8:44AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 10:32AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/21/no-guy-in-a-coma-no-missed-iphone-launch-no-kidding/Oct 22nd 2007 9:55PM