Since we first heard that a new Bionic Commando was in the works, all we've been able to think about is how his non-boring arm will be implemented. Will he use it to choke dudes? Will he throw massive chunks of debris at bad guys? Will he use it to to pull a tram down to the ground and destroy a car for no apparent reason? Yes, yes and -- as strange as it sounds -- yes.
We've also included some swinging action after the jump (spoiler alert: It's Spider-Man), but the interesting part is the video above. Who would have thought that Nathan Spencer would come up with radder things to do with his arm than Radd Spencer? Oh irony, do you know no limits?