Caption Contest: SGH-G800 stars at Vienna State Opera House
by Darren Murph 
posted Dec 7th 2007 at 3:57PM
We can't say we would've chosen Samsung's SGH-G800 to star at the Vienna State Opera House, but we heard the iPhone and N95 both refused to leave their respective dressing rooms. The show must go on, right?
Josh: "2 b or not 2 b, tht is the qstn"
Ryan: "An elaborate getup for a videocall, I know. But I assure you, dear madam, that I'm wearing no pants."
Evan: "Can ye hear me now?"
Don: "A bar, a bar, my kingdom for a bar!"
Thomas: "Figaro, figaro... hello, mom?"
Darren: Samsung: "Idiot, we meant the Opera b r o w s e r"
Paul: "Not enough sparkle? Are you sure?"
Steve: "Line?"
Nilay: "Alas, poor Yorick, for he was not in my 5"
Ross: "This is Puccini. You know nothing of my work."
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
murray @ Dec 7th 2007 4:01PM
Nilay wins.
murray @ Dec 7th 2007 4:07PM
Though it should really be "alas, poor Yorick, he was in my 5".
Rjay @ Dec 7th 2007 8:28PM
Friends, Romans, Countrymen... lend me your earpiece!
Chrismix @ Dec 7th 2007 4:02PM
"What doest thou mean I'm upon the wrong stage?"
Herman Manfred @ Dec 7th 2007 4:03PM
Beam me up, Scotty!
CUBSWILLWIN @ Dec 7th 2007 4:03PM
Nilay's was the best but Darrens is second place.
Chrismix @ Dec 7th 2007 4:05PM
Don
JMG @ Dec 7th 2007 4:18PM
Why o' why do the gadgets get better and they still constantly drop calls..
daedalus @ Dec 7th 2007 4:11PM
Who are you texting?
"IDK MY BFF MERLIN"
Captain Obvious @ Dec 7th 2007 4:14PM
What! The battery is dead - again! I guess I'll just to wing it.
Captain Obvious @ Dec 7th 2007 4:20PM
... just HAVE to ...
aeo @ Dec 7th 2007 4:17PM
'Ello? Dees ees dee polees? Si, der ees a mon upon ze stej with ze broken foot. Si, he has, how do you zay? Ze de-rin-jer. Ze man in ze top hat doz not look to goot. Pleez com quicklee. Zank ju.
Jeremiah Zachary Hoffman @ Dec 7th 2007 6:32PM
i don't think they had sgh-g800's at the time of Abe Lincoln's assasination.
derX @ Dec 8th 2007 1:22AM
Wow, took me a bit of a while to realize that was actually supposed to be English with an accent.
For the concept, you get a B; for execution, you get...execution.
(JK, btw.)
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Tooth Fairy: Damn VZW, I cannot use the GPS with GOOGLE MAPS, NOW? How the hell am I supposed to collect all those teeth?
js @ Dec 7th 2007 4:21PM
where art thou iPhone
thou kindle me with Jobs yesternight
Dave @ Dec 7th 2007 4:21PM
John, get ready for the Samurai Texting sketch!
stillen @ Dec 7th 2007 4:24PM
O Signal, Signal, Wherefore Art Thou Signal
rlh82 @ Dec 7th 2007 7:23PM
Except 'wherefore' means 'why.' So . . . "Why are you signal?"
sorry, lit nerd
stillen @ Dec 9th 2007 7:35PM
Yeah...um, I did a direct copy and put in signal in place of Romeo....So you're just going to have to take that up with Shakespeare. Oh, wait...you can't.
Sorry, google nerd.
billmausart @ Dec 7th 2007 4:26PM
THY SIGNAL is WEAK... FIVE BARS I seek... canst' thouw hear me NOW?
brian.williams10 @ Dec 7th 2007 4:26PM
Forget about "To be or not to be? That is the question."
If I were Steve Jobs in a Shakesperean situation, my question might be:
"3G or not 3G?"
jtravisl @ Dec 7th 2007 4:25PM
AT&T said they had the MOST open network....why wont this thing work.
bohemus @ Dec 7th 2007 4:32PM
"Et tu, Blackberry!"
Utkarsh @ Dec 7th 2007 9:29PM
"then fall iphone."
lol that was pretty funny. btw, don was the funniest one.
mark wright @ Dec 7th 2007 4:33PM
LoL
Nilay wins second to this post.
Tyler @ Dec 7th 2007 4:33PM
"Hear ye, Hear ye....Can you hear ye now?"
jsl @ Dec 7th 2007 4:36PM
maybe he is waiting for his audition call back?
Harlo @ Dec 7th 2007 4:41PM
Is this a razr I see before me?
Todd @ Dec 7th 2007 4:44PM
Even though he is the brother of famous actor Ron Howard, Clint Howard's audition as the new the Zune spokesman did not go well.
JohnnyGTO @ Dec 7th 2007 4:49PM
I told you giant bee wings was no substitute for a jet pack!!
Troy @ Dec 7th 2007 4:48PM
Got dump via this Samsung's SGH-G800 again?
wurdz921 @ Dec 7th 2007 4:51PM
wow 5 megapixels gan get a good shot of her stuff like that.....
DeoWulf @ Dec 7th 2007 4:56PM
Nilay=win
Wei Jia @ Dec 7th 2007 4:59PM
"Josh! Josh, oh Joshua! You are nothing but a phone! Joshua do you understand, you are nothing but a phone!"
uhgotnegum @ Dec 7th 2007 5:18PM
"What do you mean this phone doesn't recognize my solar powered, backpack charger?!? I thought everything was 'Green Friendly' nowadays!"
javy @ Dec 7th 2007 5:35PM
"MUST BE STEADY WHILE TAKING PICTURES OF MY NAILS."
jjpember @ Dec 7th 2007 5:33PM
What? This thing is always going off at the wrong time. I'll be back in a minute, This is important.
wes scholl @ Dec 7th 2007 5:53PM
It should be "O phoneo, O phoneo, where art thou"
Jonathan-DBOSS @ Dec 7th 2007 6:03PM
"Let forth the phones of war!"
chris.oconnor @ Dec 7th 2007 6:03PM
Inspired by T-Mobile's Snoop Dogg and Paris Hilton commercials, Samsung thought they'd start small with a Tenacious D tribute band.
jamma @ Dec 7th 2007 6:40PM
This is the greatest and best phone in the world's........Tribute
jakethedog @ Dec 7th 2007 6:33PM
"Hello Mom? Yeah, listen - get down to the Met and bring the Jaws of Life, someone nailed these, like, gay wings to my, like, back! And my hair's falling out!"
Jeremiah Zachary Hoffman @ Dec 7th 2007 6:31PM
i don't think they had sgh-g800's at the time of Abe Lincoln's assasination.
Pursuit @ Dec 8th 2007 9:26AM
Honey...I LOVE YOU!
aeo @ Dec 7th 2007 6:39PM
Are you talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? Do I amuse you? Do I look like a clown to you? I do? Oh okay then.
brad @ Dec 7th 2007 6:42PM
but can this device play doom?
CC @ Dec 7th 2007 6:43PM
I was with you on the jacket, but are you SURE the wings will get me better reception?
Jeff Court @ Dec 7th 2007 7:00PM
I just shard myself... Damn, I shouldn't have dropped out of grade school.
eakius @ Dec 7th 2007 6:49PM
How is it that such a device is more fantastical than thee?!
Jack Wilkie @ Dec 7th 2007 6:57PM
Don: "A bar, a bar, my kingdom for a bar!" Bare none...LOL
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