USB Hand Warmer keeps your digits toasty

It's that time of year again. You know, the months where your typing slows to a crawl as your fingers gradually lose every ounce of feeling in them. Granted, there's a myriad options already out there to keep 'em thawed out, but this particular alternative just looks awfully practical. The USB Hand Warmer takes the form of a stick, enabling any frosty citizen to grab hold, wrap their digits around it and instantly feel the heat. Best of all, you can pick up a couple and get the left and right paws warmed up simultaneously. Not too shabby for $10.99 (apiece).

[Via The Red Ferret Journal]

[nate @ Dec 16th 2007 3:33PM]

Something inside tells me this post was set up with raunchy comments in mind.

[jroc @ Dec 16th 2007 4:00PM]

Reminds me of the raunchy mibod ipod accessory that takes listening to your music to a whole new level. I just wonder what girl thinks "Yes finally a night alone with my ipod..." It looks disgusting.

[Dave Skaggs @ Dec 16th 2007 4:25PM]

My question is what happened to the age-old tradition of sticking your cold hands down your pants?

It's free and it feels good!

[John Sinshack @ Dec 16th 2007 5:13PM]

It's nature's pocket!

[Genjinaro @ Dec 16th 2007 3:35PM]

I'm sure it'll be handy when the next CES is held outside in a blizzard..

[winston @ Dec 16th 2007 3:36PM]

Why is this stupid gadget even being posted? This site has really gone down the drain.

[Genjinaro @ Dec 16th 2007 3:48PM]

Trust me 3/10 people are going to look at it & cry tears of joy
over it actually existing. Of course a cup of USB heated coffee would own this!

[Reader @ Dec 16th 2007 4:53PM]

Go back to Giz and enjoy their hilarious poop jokes...

[kyle @ Dec 16th 2007 5:06PM]

Would you prefer nothing to be posted at all???

[andres @ Dec 16th 2007 3:36PM]

looks like it could keep some other parts toasty as well

[MikeG @ Dec 16th 2007 3:54PM]

Wow, an electric, shoddy hand warmer, for sale?!

I LOVE electric shocks, where do i buy?!

[Andre @ Dec 16th 2007 3:58PM]

No need for this if you own a MacBook Pro. :)

[Mike @ Dec 16th 2007 4:21PM]

That hand needs some USB nail clippers.

[Billy Fiul @ Dec 17th 2007 1:19AM]

No joke, no joke. You think they could get a better hand model.

[Charlie Calhoun @ Dec 16th 2007 4:34PM]

We aren't going to rank you down. We all thought that.

[Molly @ Dec 16th 2007 4:44PM]

mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

[Carbonize @ Dec 16th 2007 5:06PM]

Actually for some strange reason my first thought was a USB powered suppository. Keep your piles warm on a cold morning.

[zounds Padang @ Dec 16th 2007 5:10PM]

Yep. that was my first thought. after reading the captions my second thought was "world;s worst"

[Adam B @ Dec 16th 2007 5:34PM]

No thanks, I'll just use my Xbox.

[Bad Beaver @ Dec 16th 2007 5:41PM]

Now if that thing would also dispense some lotion this hand model would be all set.

[Sora267 @ Dec 16th 2007 5:49PM]

I know where I'm shovin' this, and it sure aint in my hands.....

[Macha88 @ Dec 16th 2007 5:53PM]

why dont they implement this into a mouse so you can get working while your hand warms up :S

[IndiaTech @ Dec 17th 2007 2:04AM]

You work for the Management don't you?

[sbrown @ Dec 16th 2007 5:53PM]

Did that guy in the picture wax his hand? Let the hand hair grow!

[Shadowfox952 @ Dec 16th 2007 6:00PM]

I thought it was a USB Heroin Syringe.

[jbcaro @ Dec 16th 2007 6:13PM]

...and it's ribbed for your ... er ... um ... pleasure.

[Tachikomatic @ Dec 16th 2007 8:18PM]

I hope that your city has no internets so that they can't spam.

[paloooz @ Dec 16th 2007 7:58PM]

Worst hand model ever...

[Neebs @ Dec 16th 2007 9:13PM]

He doesn't have tube access in the region.

[Vasya @ Dec 16th 2007 9:32PM]

looks like Tampax commercial ;-(

[holycow90 @ Dec 16th 2007 11:56PM]

Obvious comment FTW!

[Papa G @ Dec 17th 2007 1:03AM]

Dave Skaggs, your right!

*brings other hand out of pants to type faster with*

Great stocking stuffer *hint hint* (problem is, my parents aint ever gunna see this in their whole life!)

[lancerdud @ Dec 17th 2007 1:49AM]

this sucks! my girl want a dual shock version of this...

[IndiaTech @ Dec 17th 2007 2:18AM]

Great! All that my laptop needed was a USB Penis...

[Melissa @ Dec 17th 2007 2:50AM]

I feel a bit strange as I seem to be the only one thinking of using such a device for a non-dirty purpose. Heat is wonderful to have on hand during an arthritis flare-up.

However thanks to the comments all I can do now is laugh at it. I can't un-think it now!

[Steve Butler @ Dec 17th 2007 11:54AM]

My Dell Inspiron overheats so quickly I don't need one xD

My friend also said us males already have one of these... no comment =]