http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/ Engadget Comments for GPS baby Jesus stolen again, found across the street http://www.engadget.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.engadget.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 8:08AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.pbso.org/index.cfm?/36236E2D250215130035161D520F070B37523F371E40392C392E20014F1707340A5A1B1B093B3B01170E1F4D3936362C2131080A0420000728595D51675D5A5A2C136072647E7B5F56575D753A125A031E00741B0B1E1E436D3B363C6F0F0E080E7A5744445E5E50665D525E51/index.htm]]>Dec 28th 2007 9:42AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:49AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:52AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
Man, whether or not you really believe in the afterlife, there are some things you just don't do. I mean you gotta at least cover all your bases just in case, right?
]]>Dec 28th 2007 10:27AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
So stupid.]]>Dec 28th 2007 12:42PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 4:01PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/They probably meant "Less than 5000 dolls".

I wonder what would happen if she stole more than 5000 baby jesus dolls?]]>Dec 28th 2007 5:46PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
I hope you are kidding, because DOLS is a not-often used but valid abbreviation for DOLLARS, not DOLLS.]]>Dec 29th 2007 2:34AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
Religion is false, there is no god, there is no heaven, there is no hell. Belief is irrelevant, either way.]]>Jan 4th 2008 2:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 8:14AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 10:09AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 7:31PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/

Jesus was 3 years old when he was born it seems]]>Dec 28th 2007 8:16AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 8:23AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:01AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
Which brings me to my next question. The chick that took it, her dad wasn't an Italian governor or anything, was he? ;)]]>Dec 28th 2007 9:18AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:48AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 4:32PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 6:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 8:16AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 1:04PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/They are equipping a Baby Jesus statue with GPS reciever and cellphone module to relay back the position, plus batteries to power it for a reasonable length of time, when they could just freakin well bolt the bugger to the floor.
Doesn't anyone want to steal the Donkey FFS?
Why do they always take BJ? It's enough to make him cry.]]>Dec 28th 2007 8:27AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 8:56AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/

I was wondering when it was gonna get said. Snerk.]]>Dec 28th 2007 3:28PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 8:32AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
It would be good to get a (probably distorted) psychological profile on Baby Jesus thieves out of all this. My top three hypotheses: 1. because of hidden anti-Christian sentiments; 2. because of resentment stemming from the 'holiday blues'; 3. because Baby Jesus is the ultimate baby.]]>Dec 28th 2007 8:58AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 8:36AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 8:52AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
I'm glad to see the word hadn't spread that far and some dumbass got caught. I also think it's really funny that the value of the GPS system bumps it up to grand theft.]]>Dec 28th 2007 8:48AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
Or we could start booby-trapping our nativity scenes...load the Baby Jesus onto the same weight-contraption that Indiana Jones failed to beat, and have the same result. It could be marketed under the name of Danger Manger and have the final step be a giant rock that squashes the offender. "If ya wanna take 'er, be prepared to meet yer maker!"]]>Dec 28th 2007 8:52AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 11:14AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Kevin Smith says so - for more information on this joke please pick up Dogma at your local video rental location]]>Dec 28th 2007 12:13PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 12:34PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
Dogma was a great movie. Heck, still is!]]>Dec 28th 2007 12:43PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/(although in the judeo-christian bible the god character actually acknowledges that there are other gods, but that's not important to this little interchange)]]>Dec 28th 2007 3:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/

Also: rock on. Dogma is one of the five greatest movies in the history of the world. If She were god, I'd certainly be an acolyte.... or MUCH more likely than the version there is now.]]>Dec 28th 2007 3:47PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 3:46PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:49PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
That is not dead which can eternally lie, And with strange eons even death may die.
http://www.cafepress.com/macgregors/1123328]]>Jan 4th 2008 3:37PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
Wonder if she thought, "Oh Baby Jesus, you will looks so cute decorating my bed when it is made!"]]>Dec 28th 2007 8:53AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:57AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 8:55AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:01AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:08AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:47AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:14AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 9:18AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/
I am thinking something similar for this, hijack it, put it in a lead lined container, then ship it around the world, breifly take it out of its box long enough for the tracker to report a position, then stick it back in and ship it somewhere else.

I think it would be pretty funny for the tracker to report that baby jesus had gone to Rome, then he was in Tibet, then stopping in South Africa, back in Canada, then suddenly popping back up in the nativity in time for next christmas.]]>Dec 28th 2007 9:20AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/28/gps-baby-jesus-stolen-again-found-across-the-street/Dec 28th 2007 12:29PM