The Jesters of Middle Earth guild clearly decided to take matters into their own hands though. They created a 2008 wall calendar (in printable PDF format) of the female avatars in the guild in a variety of poses. Sorry guys, there are no (overly) naughty elves in this publication, but I think this is a really incredibly creative idea from Jesters.
With the right software it would be a simple thing to make such a calendar for any guild, perhaps with a raiding schedule or guild meetings pre-marked on it. The Jesters calendar is freely downloadable here. You can either print it yourself or take the PDF to your local Staples-kind-of-place and get them to print it on nice heavy stock and bind it for you.
Hat's off to the Jesters of Middle Earth (and the talented Rowanath) for a wonderful idea, and a great contribution to the LoTRO community! September will never be the same.