Note to Intel: leave the bike-building to OCC

This is what happens when Intel tries to design a vehicle without the help of Orange County Choppers.

[Rencontre @ Jan 23rd 2008 3:45PM]

Looks like an alien bike!
http://yesmessengerchat.unblog.fr

[Kurian @ Jan 10th 2008 4:15AM]

Lol what is it.

[Ethan @ Jan 10th 2008 4:24AM]

Cleverly camouflaged to traverse the corridors of Ikea unnoticed. I prefer it to the one you linked to.

[Wwhat @ Jan 10th 2008 4:26AM]

Seems electric, and IS fugly.

[DENgerous @ Jan 10th 2008 4:29AM]

Schit, Engadget, why all your pictures from CES have such schity quality? Don't you guys want to get normal SLRs there?

[Reader @ Jan 10th 2008 4:30AM]

It's their new gaming platform. Supposed to be the most realistic driving simulation yet.

[Blackster @ Jan 10th 2008 4:34AM]

that scooter looks quite comfy. perfect for those big lazy marketingarses ;)

[euclid @ Jan 10th 2008 4:36AM]

I think its pretty cool.

[Sendeshi @ Jan 10th 2008 11:48AM]

My grandma has one of these

[sk8rpro @ Jan 10th 2008 5:00AM]

Remember it's not the outside that counts. After all, don't you remember?

Intel Inside!

[tamoghno @ Jan 10th 2008 5:14AM]

for the last five minutes i am trying to find out how does the suspension mechanism works .

its really look to be designed by some circuit designer

[bjrcboy @ Jan 10th 2008 1:27PM]

Looks like the seat can move up and down to add some form of suspention to a otherwise rigid chassis. The back part with the box if you look at where the scooter meets the metal tubing it looks like it may be hinged since its only attached on one side.

[j_g_puff @ Jan 10th 2008 5:22AM]

But what is it?
What does it do?
Why is it there?
What's in the special Intel box?
Where's the rest of the article?

[michas_pi @ Jan 10th 2008 5:23AM]

This was made using SCIENCE.

[ClaMs @ Jan 10th 2008 5:44AM]

Will it blend?

If so, please blend it now.

[oB1 @ Jan 10th 2008 5:59AM]

Smell the seat - then I'll guess what it is.

[Tim Brown @ Jan 10th 2008 6:05AM]

I know, I know, but some one has to say it, will it play Doom?

[poly @ Jan 10th 2008 6:34AM]

It's a processor delivery bike!

[michas_pi @ Jan 10th 2008 9:23PM]

If it takes as long as I think to deliver a processor on this thing then AMD will surely push out a better Phenom by then.

[Steve Sparkes @ Jan 10th 2008 6:59AM]

Anyone who thinks that anything OCC build have anything to do with good design have a serious taste impairment, Think Exile

[tom @ Jan 10th 2008 7:51AM]

@ steve:
so true, russell mitchell is an awesome fabricator, not like that inbred family from orange county.

...and the intel bike is still barf. looks like the seat has to pivot forward to compress the suspension?

[Steve Sparkes @ Jan 10th 2008 8:10AM]

Actually the vet (Russell) doesn't fabricate anything, despite what you see on TV. He is, whowever an awesome designer!

[beanspants @ Jan 10th 2008 9:54AM]

leave building bikes to OCC, and being down with OPP to me.

[thassell @ Jan 10th 2008 11:38AM]

That is the chip delivery vehicle from the new Intel Wonka style Chip Fab ads...

[Borman @ Jan 10th 2008 11:46AM]

Just to make it clear to those who may not be up to date, OCC is from my town, in Orange County, NY, not California :) But yeah, they are a bunch of coke heads anyway, though they were polite enough to me

[jeeesus @ Jan 10th 2008 12:08PM]

it's an iphone rip off!


you touch it :O

[TheTruth @ Jan 10th 2008 11:58PM]

Stop making fun of my scooter! It does 0-60 in 4 seconds and runs for 8 hours without a recharge so there! :p