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I should get out of my pajamas. Boom!

I suppose commenting could be construed as productive. Boom!

Back to my term paper I guess. Boom!

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And by 'a' I meant 'a great many'.

Boom!]]>Jan 27th 2008 4:46PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Not only did you make a fool of yourself with that comment of yours (check the rating of your comment), but you left a link to your eBay blog.

You're a sad, sad man.]]>Jan 27th 2008 4:49PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 5:52PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 7:40PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 28th 2008 10:26AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 28th 2008 10:28AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 3:37PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/
You cant deny that Jobs gives the best keynotes around - I think it has a lot to do with how much pride he has in the company he founded with Woz 24 years ago.

.... oh and Boom!


]]>Jan 27th 2008 3:54PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 4:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 3:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 3:40PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 3:41PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 7:55PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/_>]]>Jan 27th 2008 8:04PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 3:49PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/vista is dead boring, osx is always fun and has a big BOOM to it

#care]]>Jan 27th 2008 6:14PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 28th 2008 2:44AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/
He's no doubt great at what he does, but I often times feel dirty for being swayed by his keynotes. I laugh when I think of all the people getting lulled into buying Magic Bullets and Oxy Clean, but Job's promoting Apple stuff is in many ways no different.

]]>Jan 27th 2008 3:54PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 3:56PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 5:18PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 4:01PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 4:02PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 4:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 4:18PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 4:25PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/
Now it's just a semi-transparent black veil of death (BVOD) that slowly creeps over the screen.]]>Jan 27th 2008 5:29PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 4:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 5:19PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 7:01PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.ronhands.com]]>Jan 27th 2008 4:14PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Oh well...]]>Jan 27th 2008 4:19PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 4:21PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 5:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 5:22PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/
Gary Glitter
Pete Townshend
Johnathan King
Chris Langham

See if you can work out the connection...]]>Jan 27th 2008 4:27PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/
I think Bill's best performance was the one he did for his "last day at MS" That was AWESOME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1M-IafCor4
]]>Jan 27th 2008 4:33PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 4:33PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/I wish I could see it. Boom.
I think Jobs gives a better than average address. Boom.
I'm still not sure why he's worshipped. Boom.
Is he like that cool guy most people will never be? Boom.
Or a father figure applets can look up to? Boom.
FTR, Jobs surrounds himself with excellent workers. Boom.
There's Jobs, then there's the hundreds of key employees who make Apple really work. Boom.
My hat's off to the guys and gals who actually do the deal. Boom.]]>Jan 27th 2008 4:41PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/
I don't think I'll be going there.]]>Jan 27th 2008 4:49PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 6:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 5:28PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/
Not only did you make a fool of yourself with that comment of yours.

Not only are you a sad, sad man.

But I just took the liberty of grassing you up to ebay for selling vast amounts of copied MP3's on their site.

Have a nice day!

Boom!]]>Jan 27th 2008 6:29PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/
OMG I literally LOL'd when I read you comment! Awesome!!! ; )]]>Jan 27th 2008 7:09PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 28th 2008 6:05AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 6:54PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 7:04PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 8:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 10:24PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/27/deliver-a-keynote-like-steve-jobs-in-ten-simple-steps/Jan 27th 2008 10:30PM