Invitations have just gone out to the major tech and Apple sites (i.e. not us) inviting the media to a no-holds-bar hoe-down at the Infinite Loop Ranch on March 6. According to Ars, Apple will hold an iPhone Software Roadmap event (notice how it's not called the "iPhone SDK introduction"?) to discuss the SDK and its new enterprise features (which means we were kind of right, only Apple was a week late). The party starts at 10 am Pacific, so make sure to put on your Yellow Sticky tees and square-dance with TUAW as we party like it's 2008!