That's not a commentary on this week's new Japanese Virtual Console downloads, although if it had been it would have been a total burn. It's actually the famous game-over screen text from ASCII's remarkably ancient-looking Bokosuka Wars, seen above. Bokosuka Wars has been called the "worst console RPG in existence," which, combined with the enthusiastic text, makes it a must-buy for us if it's ever released here.
Volguard II is equally old and old-looking, though it's apparently a bit higher in quality. And Super Wonder Boy is just regular Wonder Boy, which is fine!
- Bokosuka Wars (Famicom, 1 player, 500 Wii Points)
- Volguard II (Famicom, I player, 500 Wii Points)
- Super Wonder Boy (Master System, 1-2 players, 500 Wii Points)