Enterprising youngster gets himself stuck in a claw machine

This little kid is on to those scammy claw machines, and decided to take prize collection into his own hands. Unfortunately, he didn't plan that escape route well enough, and ended up stuck among the machine's bountiful goodies. Words of him meeting a claw-worshiping alien cult, followed by wild 3D hijinks set to the musical stylings of Randy Newman are totally unfounded. Video is after the break.

[Via Tech Digest]

[alexmueller @ Apr 18th 2008 12:08PM]

Even if the kid could have fit through the prize hole, I doubt anyone could have won him, because of the damn slippery claw

[LondonConsultant @ Apr 18th 2008 12:53PM]

but he would have thought he was the chosen one...

[Lowest Ranked @ Apr 18th 2008 1:08PM]

Yes, the fact that he squeezed through the hole, but still managed to bring his hat with him, and keep it on his head!

Is a claw-machine considered a gadget now?

BTW: this is not the first, fifth, or ninth time this has happened. http://consumerist.com/consumer/claw-machines/hey-look-theres-a-kid-in-this-claw-machine-163638.php

[Joe @ Apr 18th 2008 1:17PM]

I hear Pedobear always keeps a bag full of quarters handy exactly for moments like this.

[Bobs @ Apr 18th 2008 1:58PM]

Knowing i was stuck in one of these things, i would have crouched down under the glass, so nobody could see me, then wait for some lucky winner to "win" the machene, and then after it falls down the prize chute, toss it back up. or if that fails, grab the person's hand as it comes to get a lucky suprize, half the tank of stuffed animals.

[JoSav @ Apr 18th 2008 5:31PM]

To stupidity and beyond!

[Hunter @ Apr 18th 2008 9:40PM]

I'm an arcade game tech and I actually see this kinda thing happen alot.
Depending on the style of crane, such as this one, its really pretty easy to get inside, so long as the door doesn't shut completely after the last win.

The only thing they would have needed to do to get him out was play the game at all. His being in the prize box would have tripped the opto and they game would essentially dispense him as a prize, and unlock the door.

I hope they press charges on his parents. I never let them get away with it, as its treated as theft. ^^

[RC @ Apr 18th 2008 9:43PM]

Maybe it's been said, but I can imagine the claw grabbing the kids head, lifting him up and dropping him just before getting to the chute.

[Jake E. @ Apr 18th 2008 12:10PM]

Talk about getting your hand caught in the cookie jar...

[Jake E. @ Apr 18th 2008 12:13PM]

I mean caught with your hand in the cookie jar.

[rock99rock @ Apr 18th 2008 12:34PM]

Both, really...

[Seoultrain @ Apr 18th 2008 12:34PM]

I think your first post fits better

[Christian Martin @ Apr 18th 2008 12:10PM]

Sure he wasn't just trying to be the Pope?

[jperry @ Apr 18th 2008 12:24PM]

Best...post...ever

[Khris @ Apr 18th 2008 12:25PM]

I didn't see any white smoke.

[jperry @ Apr 18th 2008 12:27PM]

But on that note, I guess he couldn't be classified as a pedophile, am I right?

[Doug @ Apr 18th 2008 12:49PM]

BAUAHAHAHAH GG WOW WOWOWOWOW OWN3D!!!! OMG POPE FTW... WTF FTW!

[Christian Martin @ Apr 18th 2008 12:58PM]

@ jperry, mostly:

I prefer to avoid that angle, and instead think that it would be hilarious if, while the Pope (or this kid) was in that glass booth, a bunch of $100 bills start flying up.

[Bobs @ Apr 18th 2008 3:16PM]

Thats a very sad short lookin pope, he probobly made up a new game, popemobile, first on to look like the pope in his mobile wins!

God this coment is drenched in failsauce.

[Abuzar @ Apr 18th 2008 7:06PM]

Nah, the kid was Muslim.

[lonecow @ Apr 18th 2008 12:10PM]

I wonder if they gave him a toy to keep.

[Chebwa @ Apr 18th 2008 12:10PM]

You tried to rob us.

Here, have a toy.

[lonecow @ Apr 18th 2008 12:16PM]

lol good point.

Still he attempted something every kid has thought of. That has to earn him some credit.

[Khris @ Apr 18th 2008 12:24PM]

He gets the credit of having this video dug up during his wedding to completely and utterly embarrass the dumbass!

[SGAg07 @ Apr 18th 2008 12:46PM]

@lonecow

When I was in elementary school there was a kid that got his arm stuck in a coke machine while trying to reach up and steal one. Fire department had to come out and cut a hole in the side of the machine to free his arm.
Have we all thought about doing that? Yes.
Did we give him credit? No, we laughed at him for, well, years. He is in college now and I graduated and when i saw him last year we still brought it up.

[Trent @ Apr 18th 2008 3:04PM]

At my HS no one got caught with their hand in the vending machine, but the vending people lost a lot of soda and candy!

[turban @ Apr 18th 2008 3:10PM]

yeah even if he did steal, the guys would look bad not giving him something.




hate this onscreen keyboard

[jcwestbrook @ Apr 18th 2008 12:12PM]

I think every Walmart should have at least 40 of these new brat catchers.

[Dustin @ Apr 18th 2008 12:16PM]

Yet another case where childhood obesity would have prevented an unfortunate occurrence...

[submang @ Apr 18th 2008 12:17PM]

poor little guy!

[Khris @ Apr 18th 2008 12:25PM]

Since when did we start rewarding stupidity with kindness? Hopefully the kid is traumatized every time his parents take him to Chuck E Cheese!

[Derbeste @ Apr 18th 2008 12:56PM]

Khris...

I submit that one must have a fully developed brain to qualify for the label of "stupid".

How about a little perspective lest you risk being stuck with your own label?

[Khris @ Apr 18th 2008 1:43PM]

Derbeste

You've managed to insert your head so far up your ass that your Dentist can examine your hemorrhoids! Congratulations on that, but remember just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[submang @ Apr 18th 2008 2:55PM]

@Khris

Wow, man . . you are posting a lot of comments on this one. Methinks thou dost project too much. What vending machine did you get stuck in when you were a kid, Einstein?

[Khris @ Apr 18th 2008 3:34PM]

I'm posting comments because I find it hysterical that some little rug muncher got himself stuck in a toy dispenser.

IMO, this is the perfect way to have children. They're quiet (assuming the glass is sound proof), they've got toys to play with, and when you're annoyed you can pump some quarters in and prod at them with the mechanical claw!

[submang @ Apr 18th 2008 3:41PM]

Save us a Columbine and don't create, please.

[Khris @ Apr 18th 2008 4:06PM]

I didn't realize we were trying to show off how ignorant we could be now.

Ok, you win.

[Derbeste @ Apr 18th 2008 4:58PM]

I apologize for insinuating you are stupid.

Clearly you don't have a fully developed brain.

My bad.

[Chris Hutchinson @ Apr 18th 2008 12:18PM]

The stuffed toys couldn't Rick Roll him for losing,
So they trapped him inside!

That's just evil.

[christopheraven @ Apr 18th 2008 12:20PM]

It's the Orphan-O-Matic 3000!

[Azayzel @ Apr 18th 2008 12:21PM]

The question no one was asking was "Where was the frickin kids parents when he was attempting his robbery stunt???" Serves the kid right for getting trapped, though they'll probably try and sue the company due to the simple fact he was able to get in but couldn't get out! The joy of this is that he will forever be remembered as the dumb*ss kid to get stuck in a prize-catcher machine; that's going to be priceless.

[dbam987 @ Apr 18th 2008 1:03PM]

I'd say the kid was very smart to just go in there to grab the toy. Too many times I've played those games and the claw drops the toy just before it reaches the hole. Depriving me from the sheer joy that I beat the system.

[landin @ Apr 18th 2008 12:23PM]

They could use this to catch child molesters.

[drano @ Apr 18th 2008 2:14PM]

That's what chris hansen is for "what are you doing here?"

[Khris @ Apr 18th 2008 12:23PM]

Survival of the fittest, and this kid doesn't have a chance!!

[Jim Nichols @ Apr 18th 2008 12:24PM]

This isn't the 1st time it has happened http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27943

It seems to happen once or twice a year.

[goods @ Apr 18th 2008 12:27PM]

I wonder how many quarters it took to get him out?!

[Khris @ Apr 18th 2008 12:32PM]

The machine was empty.....no one wanted the brat back!

[Chris @ Apr 20th 2008 7:04AM]

It's Australian so prob a dollar or so with those machines

[expansion @ Apr 25th 2008 2:32AM]

You get about 5 goes for a dollar... definitely too much to attempt a rescue.