|Guildwatch: Drama, but the good kind
"Nothing gives me more pleasure even in my weakened state then watching you verminous swine squabble amongst yourselves, and Guildwatch covers every minute of it."
|Ask a Lore Nerd: You're how old?
"Older than the birth of sin, mortal. You think you know the history of the universe, lore nerd? You know nothing when faced with the existence of a Pit Lord!"
|New Players' Guide: Your life as a Hunter
'Hunters, Priests, Shamans or even those vermin of the Light, Paladins, none matter -- all will fall before the wrath of Magtheridon! Learn what you will, new players -- no mortal shall face me and survive!"
|The Light and How to Swing It: Holy Paladin gear enchants, part 2
"Adorn your gear with whatever pithy enchants you like, vermin. I will dress it with your blood and entrails when you dare to face me."
|Hybrid Theory: Is it too much?
"My blood is my own! Also, this look at group utility is strangely fascinating -- it almost makes me wish I had some support classes other than these lousy Channelers. But no matter -- the great Magtheridon, Pit Lord of the Burning Legion, buffs himself!"
Boy, that Maggie sure is grouchy. More cantankerous whining about his blood and power, along with a look at our other most popular posts, after the break.
|Blood Pact: The Warlock's way ahead, part 2
"I'll tell you exactly what's in your short-lived future, Warlock: pain and suffering! Oh, and according to this column, more Spirit."
|Illusionary Tactics: Dartol's Rod of Transformation
"This new column about items that change your appearance won't let you hide from me, insects. My limitless power will -- wait, where'd you go? And what's this Furbolg doing here?"
|The Care and Feeding of Warriors: Gearing for Kara, Prot warriors part 1
"Ah, yes, the ruined confines of the Magus Medivh. Are you surprised I know his name, mortal? Still, he is of no consequence -- even for a being of his power, his only real purpose was to open the Portal, and bring the Legion to lay waste to your very homelands."
|Reader UI of the Week: Papalegba of Skullcrusher
"Lay out your pretty buttons any way you like, you leeches. I will rend you apart just the same, and then Illidan will pay for what he's done to me."
|Blood Sport: Yup, still broken
"Dance in your arenas and fight amongst yourselves, vermin. All the while I wait here in this cursed prison, biding my time and holding on to my power. Do you think me weak still? Come then, and face the might of a Pit Lord!"