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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA["Holy Incredible Hulk Batman!"<br><br>Wheres Banner in the picture?<br><br>Hehe, I recently watched the movie and the image has yet to leave my mind.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 3:25AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Will it reach hyperspace when set at maximum speed?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[teecas]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 3:29AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[No...it will erae your personality and implant a new one.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Flashpoint]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 8:59AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[it better have an attachment for my pecker.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[OneLove]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 9:10AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Words cannot adequately express the bizarreness of this... thing.<br>But I'll give it a try, anyway: wapppwapalalapoloooingchoysmupoin. (That was for the benefit of my fellow Martians.)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 3:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[I hope it will replace my memory also. especially after a night at my uncles]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[KEGJ]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 3:34AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[is that a jetpack?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[NineT9]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 3:43AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[WARNING:<br>Use of this device may result in muscle spasms, numbness of the extremities, tinnitus, dizziness, disorientation, nausea, hemorrhoids, severe bruising, torn ligaments, ruptured spleen, pulmonary distress, stroke, and/or cardiac arrest.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 3:54AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[This is very, very, VERY expensive.<br><br>People who can afford this probably already have private subscriptions at private massage spas.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[TareX]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 4:00AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[This makes me think "Mall Kiosk"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 4:34AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Really?  I was thinking more along the lines of "how high was the jerk who designed this, and why did he share said drugs with the marketing staff?".]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[John Z]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 7:33AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Built in beer fridge?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Celtic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 5:10AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Get your ass to Mars!<br><br><a href="http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k188/toddhundleysucks/arnold-total-recall.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k188/toddhundleysucks/arnold-total-recall.jpg</a>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Dunne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 6:14AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Total Recall anyone?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 11:32AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[I don't think I'd get this even if you paid me $7,800...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Big Al]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 7:12AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[I got one and it's fan-TAS-tic! Aside from being a great way to relax (I play Jimmy Buffet between "Soothing Beach Sounds" and tokes on reefer), it's also a great conversation piece. All my friends have tried it (okay, mostly just for kicks) and they love it. I won't even tell you how much the girls enjoy it--I mean, they REALLY enjoy it. My new pick-up line is, "Ya wanna... try my massage chair?" Plus, the base is pretty heavy, so it's stable enough for two. I can't count the number of positions you can get into on this machine. So, the price is a little steep, but with all the extra-curricular activity lately, I've saved a lot of money on food!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ubie Hubie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 8:10AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[wait, ur serious?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[neofolklore]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 11:48AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[So one can travel to any point in time, past or present? Wow.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Valgas]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 9:37AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Whats with the part that would be above your head? Is that the speaker system? Or does it come down and massage your face?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[master_sword]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 9:39AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[So isn't Scorpious gonna notice that it's missing?<br><br>But I gotta admit - being able to forcibly rip memories out of the minds of my prisoners in my own living room would be pretty convenient....]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[TrueGrey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 10:41AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Their entire site is full of time travel shit<br><br><a href="http://www.solpasion.com/contacto.php?text=Ocasi%F3n:Sportarredo:Tristar" rel="nofollow">http://www.solpasion.com/contacto.php?text=Ocasi%F3n:Sportarredo:Tristar</a><br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[neofolklore]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 11:19AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Massage Chair?   Looks more like a tanning chair.  Or is that just the mood lighting?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 11:51AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Beam me up scotty.....]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedesolate1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 12:32PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[For the memory... of a lifetime.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[SENATOR]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 2:34PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[Looks like something they prescribed for Alex after a bit of the old ultra-violence:<br><br>"No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!  That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!"<br><br>"I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony."<br><br>"Can ye spare some cutter, me brothers?"<br><br>"I was cured, all right!" ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[John]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jun 23rd 2008 8:12PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/23/tristar-massage-chair-isnt-built-for-the-average-living-room/</guid><description><![CDATA[It's an incredible massage chair !!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[www.detentation.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 24th 2008 12:22PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>