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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[hooray! none of those even made me smile<br><br>(single clap)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[decapit8]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:05PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[they see me rollin, they hatin...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[jermaine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:24PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Now we can beat down protesters in Tibet even quicker!!!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:27PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Once the Rush Hour 4 production photos hit the internet, Jackie Chan realized he shouldn't have inked a deal with Segway for product placement.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[CT]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:30PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["To the batmo... err... Segways."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Chad]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:48PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Ryan's made me laugh, and Thomas gets points for the South Park reference. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Reader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:51PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["North Korean 'Robocop' project trials prove inconclusive as police are foiled by parked car".]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[maty]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 6:01PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[...Ninja egg-and-spoon race ruined by careless parking...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[TC]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 6:27PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[add on a toilette and this would have everything i need.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[deyanimay]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:58PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[RC Segways make for IRL rail shooters!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 2nd 2008 1:12AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[How will they strafe?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[blade417]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 2nd 2008 2:48PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[I smell a new Counterstrike mod coming up..]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[pascual castro]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 3rd 2008 6:11PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[are those knockoff segways?????<br> ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[KAIKAI]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 3rd 2008 7:49PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["...Headquarters this is unit seven, we have the terror suspects in sight...as long as they don't break into a brisk walk, we've got them...Over."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Todd]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:05PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Is this serious?Like really serious? <br><br>....<br><br><br>Well, the criminal don't a have a chance, they'll be laughing too hard to be abble to run anyway. <br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Marcela]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:27PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Marcela, the strategy is obvious. They take you down with purely unadulterated bewilderment. Honestly though, if I the S.W.A.T. team came up to me in Segways it'd slow my reaction time down at least a second or two. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Reader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:56PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[(sniff) I'm sorry, I'm laughing too hard imagining these guys trying to keep still when their balance gets thrown off by the recoil...or if they need to duck for any reason...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[letstakeawalk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:05PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Shoot and the segway will notice you leaning back and go into reverse!<br><br>If you lean back too much you just fall on your ass!<br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[kjb434]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:24PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Sideways shuffle need not apply.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[BigD145]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 6:00PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Really guys, these pistols don't give off that much recoil, other guns would be a slightly different matter though and when the Segway's rolling back it's going to be tricking lining up your next shot.<br><br>ROFL at this all though :D.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Technex]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 6:35PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["Command, this is Alpha 2, we're in hot pursuit of the suspect, he's on foot....wait, he stopped running, I can't steer away!. Man down! Man down!"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jherez]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:27PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[kitchen clear!!  <br>studio clear!!  <br>upstairs... in a minute.. puff puff]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[eliseo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:07PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["This is really killer on my back and knees!"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[retro77]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:06PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Stop or I'll scoot!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[rlwhitford]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 10:31PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["What was that dork comment again?"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[dibarra]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:09PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Steady!!!....STEADY!!!..... Steady Damn it!!!!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Nitin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:11PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[" I can ride my Segway with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Casey Becking]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:10PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[who sings this song?? obviously i'm talking about the original, I've been trying to find it for a while now!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:01PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[The Flobots<br><br>Ever hear of search engines? Quite the novelty here in 2008!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Lowest Ranked]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:13PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[The Flobots<br><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuK2A1ZqoWs" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuK2A1ZqoWs</a>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[eliotfrost]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:17PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[LOL<br><br>This lets us Americans know that we're not the only lazy ones.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[grull27]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:11PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Great not only are ninja's using guns now, but they're also rollin on segways.  We're all doomed!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ddub]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:12PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[front sight, squeeze the trigger... WHOA I TIPPED FORWARD!!!!!!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[IT-Accountant]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:13PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["Pffffft Chips can't hold a candle to us! the Segway Wok Attack Team! now lets get those damn protesters!"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedesolate1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:14PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[I just want to see them do a PIT on a hover-round.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fred]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:15PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Richard, you're soo full of win. <br><br>LOL--well, I did not actually laugh out loud, but I came pretty damn close. I definitely smirked.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[derX]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:16PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["hmm, he's holding a hostage at gunpoint...I have a shot...there is a narrow opening...I sure hope this has the updated software patch [v14.2] to prevent sudden thursts"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sylvanus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:17PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[God forbid you'd suddenly want a drink while handling a hostage situation.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Lowest Ranked]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:12PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[More like "protecting the world from what its citizens have to say about their lack of rights."<br><br>The uniform says "armed police". Would their commanding officer be named Capt. Obvious?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[tuna]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:18PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Not all Chinese police are armed; a regular uniformed 警察 would not necessarily be carrying a weapon.  武警  sometimes also have a paramilitary function.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[mer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 5th 2008 5:06PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[And speaking of Capt. Obvious...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[tuna]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 7th 2008 6:04PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["As the swat team closes in, they find themselves unable to approach any closer due to the strictly enforced sidewalk ban"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sylvanus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:18PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[+2 internets]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[phanbouy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:20PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[This would be way more amusing if they used Samuri Swords.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Boarderwoot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:20PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[I can just imagine all the people who signed up for chinese special police forces thinking it'd be the coolest thing in the world...<br><br>...and be told that's their transport.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarig]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:21PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[What would make this pic better is if these guys were overweight, were balding and had unwashed ponytails.  Oh yeah, and a comic book stash or D&D book in the back pocket.  <br><br>"Halt, evil-doer, or I shall unleash my hit-points upon you!"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[jwbeck17]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:24PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[What? You can't say that, you changed everything about it.<br><br>Thats like saying, "This tricycle would be able to orbit Mars if we tore it down and added thermal shielded ceramic tiles, a cargo bay, stage 2 solid rocket boosters, main engines, the crew cabin, and an external tank with a capacity of 500,000 gallons of liquid oxygen and hydrogen."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Lowest Ranked]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:21PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[Jackie Chan is the dealer for Segway in Asia.<br><a href="http://www.jackiechan.com/news_view?cid=290" rel="nofollow">http://www.jackiechan.com/news_view?cid=290</a>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sporkinum]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:22PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA[That's already mentioned in the article, but thanks anyway.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Lai]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:23PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: Chinese S.W.A.T. team caught ridin' dirty... on Segways]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/caption-contest-chinese-s-w-a-t-team-caught-ridin-dirty-on/</guid><description><![CDATA["Hey Chan, I think my battery is dead."<br><br>"Hop onto mine then, Lee."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Lai]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:22PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
