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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[first....!!!!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kenneth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:31PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[who.  fucking.  cares.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[blevay]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 4:51PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[Its still stupid, but you are allowed to put "first" if you have something to say.<br>You are just a total loser if you put "first" with nothing else.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 5:36PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[more than a..."bit"...weird, wtf]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Danakin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:31PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[are thats so cute, i want one lol]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fusion Fuzo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:34PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[For someone who can't even express 'aww' correctly, you would want one.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[natels]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:44PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA["go to town on your toes," eh?  more like go down on your... never mind.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[m]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:40PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[Exactly.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ethana2]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:49PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[I heard the snake is the next model...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[natels]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:56PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[Making them USB powered might lead to other uses considering their power source is in such close proximity to the source of most people's "adult" entertainment...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Boarderwoot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:38PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[yeah, I keep that DVD of "Babe" in my computer disc drive all the time! =D]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Oliver]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:43PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[So can we officially make the statement that USB has become the defacto power source for desk crap?<br><br>Yeah, of course there's some cool things like the desktop single can fridge, but come on, vibrators? <br><br>P.S. I know they are for massages, but doesn't that describe what a vibrator does too?<br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[kjb434]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:50PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[Yeah I know what you mean--  My three year old stuck a pair of finger clippers in a USB port and nearly died!<br><br>Not.<br>It's superior.  Use it.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ethana2]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 4:44PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[I don't see why they have four legs when they only need like one or two..]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ethana2]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 3:50PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[Two?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ristic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 4:27PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[What the hell are finger clippers and why would you ever want to do that?!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Lowest Ranked]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:01PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[fwap fwap fwap fwap buzzz fwap buzz fwap fwap fwap buzzz buzzz fwap]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bunson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 4:44PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[And as usual, the engadget comment system is borked!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ethana2]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 4:45PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[This reminded me of those little keychain animals that when you squeeze them, poo comes out.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[hermano]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 4:51PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[The fun part is pulling out the gelly poop which is actually more like a dark orange mold of the animal and throwing it in peoples' hair.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Lowest Ranked]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 7:02PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[To think of what type of people come up with this type of product scares me. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[retro77]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 1st 2008 4:57PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/01/usb-powered-animal-massager-just-might-be-a-bit-weird/</guid><description><![CDATA[I of course know this is for the female crown obviously (Think gutter minds..)  And, what self respecting guy would buy a pig with tiny feet and massage his back with it? ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ShadowKain]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 2nd 2008 11:35AM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
