In a striking departure from the initial blueprint, the world's first "PSP Phone" has killed two birds with one stone:
Added a working phone feature (Check!)
Got rid of that blasted UMD drive (Check!)
We're not sure which is more preposterous: Quadrupling the size of your cell phone (and in turn, clutching a PSP to your ear), or cutting a hole in your PSP and gluing a cell phone in there? Sony, please take this as a sign that folks are getting mighty desperate for the real thing.