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Ahem. ]]>Aug 9th 2008 8:12PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 9th 2008 7:34PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 11th 2008 10:51AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/
Now, if it was the USB butt freezer mentioned on the back massager's page, then okay, that would win hands down....]]>Aug 9th 2008 7:39PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/
You should be BANNED!]]>Aug 9th 2008 7:49PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 9th 2008 8:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/
@ switchbitch: Fail.]]>Aug 9th 2008 8:18PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/
so if you are dreaming about that limbo event in the office last christmas party, it keeps you up at night, and you promised yourself that you'll practice until you perfect it, the only thing that you need is a....life, you frackin nerd.]]>Aug 9th 2008 8:46PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/
Maybe that's just here in Florida, haha.]]>Aug 9th 2008 9:36PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 9th 2008 9:02PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/
Judging by the fact that my iPhone is the awesomenest of awesome, i'm going to disagree :P, and yeah at least stick to the subject.]]>Aug 9th 2008 8:54PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 9th 2008 8:57PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 9th 2008 9:18PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 9th 2008 10:13PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 9th 2008 10:39PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 9th 2008 11:32PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 10th 2008 1:50AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.everythingusb.com/usb_butt_cooler_12745.html and just take a look at your new friend :)]]>Aug 11th 2008 12:52AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 10th 2008 5:29AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/
So what happens when your feet get to the string? One touch and the whole loop collapses round your ears...
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USB Back massager: Thought up by someone who is so obsessive-compulsive that they could no longer live with that one last USB port on their computer that never got used for anything.

V-sports console: This is China's way of saying "See! You stupid Westerners really will buy ANYTHING!"

i-Knock: Oh sure....they look fairly innocuous and cute, but they're doing recon for the robot uprising. Beware their deadly little hammers!!!!!

Music Lamp: Anyone who actually would pay $37.99 for this really should have spent the money on a good hammer and chisel and used said tools to carve out their own frontal lobe.

Limbo String: Definitely the winner.....and why, exactly, does that guy have bare feet and rolled-up pants?]]>Aug 10th 2008 10:18AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 10th 2008 10:32AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 10th 2008 11:04AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/Aug 10th 2008 2:40PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/
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You got that right!]]>Aug 10th 2008 7:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/
I have charts for the following months:

June: http://i34.tinypic.com/2j13e2s.jpg

July: http://i35.tinypic.com/xp351j.jpg

August: http://i34.tinypic.com/2ytsi9c.jpg


As you may note, June was a regular 'ol month with standard ratios of fanboys to noramals and apple posts to normal posts, With july came an shitload of posts about the new iphone PLUS the regular abundance of apple news, causing a rift in the engadget-time-dimesnsion continuum, which made AUGUST a complete BACKLASH month where fanboys were flamed, no RAGING INFERNO'D into their fanboy holes every time they mentioned their beloved iphone and the normals for the first time in engadget history, reigned supreme, which in combination with ryan block leaving, caused, the first time in history, for there to be slightly few posts about apple products!!

]]>Aug 10th 2008 8:53PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/That USB Shell Speaker sure seems happy to see you....

I didn't know shellfish could pop a woody.
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