OXM finds Xbox 360 games that have flatlined online

Sure, we could spend this post laughing at the 360 games singled out by Official Xbox Magazine for having practically (and literally in some cases) no remaining online communities. But we don't want to do that. We want to lift up, we want to celebrate those brave, lost souls that just keep hanging in there.

So, good for you Jamoun Da Don, the last guy still playing FIFA 06. (Just between us girls, we thought 2007 was overrated as a year too.) Hooray for the eight people playing Tenchu Z that have found a way to get the sadomasochistic services they used to pay a girl in Chinatown hundreds for. Congratulations to all of you ... we couldn't be more horrified.