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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[i hope he is gonna come out screaming and jumping like a maniac! :D:D]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ridahgadgetguy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 5:55AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I think you should watch Mix 08 and All Thing D keynote before make that judgement.<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:45AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I hope that two.. Steve Ballmer is a funny guy, hope he comes with new stuff for WMC. Developers!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Billy Gun]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 8:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[wow.  major 'too' fail.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[a ham sandwich]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 11:10AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[For a moment I thought Steve was wearing an earring.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Lai]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 5:52AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[LOL, true.<br><br>Anyway, Engadget, don't you think it would be useful to include the DATE of CES in such a post? Yes, I can look it up, but it's something I would expect from a decent article from another outlet.<br><br>But then, this is just a blog, right. Yes, you can use that as an excuse.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[WhoMe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 7:33AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[OMG what happened to your eyebrows Uncle Fester.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Joker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 10:20AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[@WhoMe: Any real geek will know that CES is in the second week of January, occasionally coinciding with MacWorld. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[AJ in the East Bay]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 11:57AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA["at this year's CES"<br>typo?<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnTitor]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 1:52PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I always tho Steve Ballmer looks funny, now I know why, THE guy has NO EYE BROWS!!!! <br><br>I repeat "NO EYE BROWS!"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[etechshop]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 3rd 2008 6:51PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Monkeyboy goes to CES.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[konakona]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:04AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Ha! his facial expression and the way he seems to be pounding his chest with his fists seems to make him look like a gorilla...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[N3XuS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:20AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I prefer a dancing monkey over a turtle(neck) ... ;-)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bert Lagaisse]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 10:39AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[What's the matter?  Am I not turtley enough for your Turtle Club?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 1st 2008 12:52AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[You know, now that I think about it, the head does resemble a ball!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristjan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:05AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[it resembles Microsoft's "Sphere"... XD]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[konakona]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:10AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Kristjan: A monkey ball?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy TGD]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:17AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[No, more like Super Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers... Ball]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristjan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 7:12AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Mama said knock you out!!!!! I'm gonna knock you out!!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Will H.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:07AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[He's channeling a boxer in this picture.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:16AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Or LL Cool J]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Will H.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 2:43PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[He looks like Stoov Bullmor in that picture, if you know what I mean.<br><br><br><br>Google Woll Smoth if you don't.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon2309]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:15AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I see what you did there.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Taylor]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 8:28AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[He's really wired up!<br>(And I'm referring to the big black cord apparently plugged into his neck, the less obvious earpiece, and the dual clip-on mics on his jacket.)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:21AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I won't be interested in watching his keynote unless someone throws something at him.<br>It might be entertaining then.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[dj496]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:22AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I'm missing good ol' Bill more and more.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:23AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[His face expression.........."I want that pink lollipop !"<br>just reminds me of that    lol]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pumping_Iron]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 6:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA["Who would pay Apple $599 for an iPhone?"<br>Yes you have winMo devices but they are all crap...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[iEye]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 7:54AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Ballmer distorts his own reality field]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[jack1701]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 8:19AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Someone get this man his sandvich already. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[nephroth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 8:46AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I wonder what his opinion on the state of developers is now...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Taylor]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 8:26AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[It has basically remained the same: Developers, developers, developers, developers! I love this company, yeaaaaaargh!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[bureX]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 8:41AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I read it as -  You read that right, the scariest fart-banger this side of your last toga party will be stepping up to the plate in what we can only hope will be the kind of explosive performance we've come to expect from him.  Which makes it a far more vivid and likely statement.<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[boe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 8:36AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Rensi :Jodan sugi ...face level punch.<br>Balmar : HAAAIIYAAA!!<br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[x3qt0r]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 7:50PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Well, here's hoping for some on-stage charisma.  As bright as Gates was he could make any exciting device or development seem dull with his odd monotone voice.  Ballmer may be a lunatic but he's far more likely to be entertaining.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kelmon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 8:59AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!<br><br>After all that shock therapy, that scene of him jumping around on stage is forever burned into my memories.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Raphael Salgado]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 9:02AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Maybe I'd like him more if he actually announced decent products once in a while. Surface? SPHERE?? And good night, let's not even get into Vista, let alone the Zune!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Vince]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 9:29AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[You know you're a troll when...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 31st 2008 2:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[mac fanboy endaget its not a keynote, its a slideshow presentation!!! jeeze<br><br><br>at least this site isn't based in california, in that case you would be calling them STACKS<br><br>i hate when people in cali call digital slide shows STACKS<br><br>wtf is a STACK?<br><br>WHAT ARE YOU STACKING!?!?!?!?!?!?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[dan2600]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 9:33AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Done now?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Vince]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 9:55AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[You know when you had those pictures which you'd slide into the projector and it'd project it on the wall? Well, they could have stacked them. Just a theory.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kizorblade]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 11:00AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[I hate it when people rant incoherently.<br><br>I live in California.  I have never heard anyone call a slideshow a stack.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[UnixSystemsEngineer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 12:58PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[...and these... are not the hammer.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[nerdninja]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 9:34AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Ballmer needs to go wild at CES if he wants a little popularity back. Seriously, Ballmer hasn't done much good for Microsoft but getting people pumped with some "PRAISE CONSUMERS PRAISE CONSUMERS PRAISE CONSUMERS..." (de-ve-lo-pers, 4 syllables) is going to cheer him up :D]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[wickedpheonix]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 9:57AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Screw chanting pointless mantras - release a better version of Windows ffs - *that* would give him a little popularity back.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy TGD]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 10:16AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Oh god, hid your kids!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Thaxium]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 10:19AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Go monkey dance go!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Cesar Cardoso]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 10:41AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[Any bets that Sony CEO Sir Howard Stringer and Alan Mulally, president and CEO of Ford will both still be Sony CEO and president and CEO of Ford?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Rick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 11:38AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[My advice to anyone attending:<br><br>If you walk in and there are chairs on stage, leave immediately!<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Johan S]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 12:16PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/30/steve-ballmer-steve-ballmers-fists-to-deliver-ces-keynote/</guid><description><![CDATA[why leave when you can watch this guy?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[konakona]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Aug 30th 2008 2:03PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
