Celebrity Sports Fake Smiledown
It's shocking how accurate EA's Celebrity Sports Showdown seems to be as a simulator of the life of a famous person. Well, not in some ways -- most celebrities aren't taking part in jet-fighter-based activities, these days, mostly because of rising fuel costs. And, of course, most celebrities, while shorter than they look onscreen, are a bit more like normal people in proportion than the chibi characters who look suspiciously like the EA Playground kids.
Most of the celebrity lifestyle seems to be based around accepting money to be seen in public at events they don't really care about, thrown by large companies much like Electronic Arts, and keeping the same vacant smile throughout. So glamorous.
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