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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[" I lost a bet don't ask...."<br><br><br><br>" now introducing the new iPod/iPhone docking mock Steve Jobs turtle neck! Also avilable for ipod nano! "]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[)law(]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:37AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[somebody bet him that he couldn't fit his head in a condom.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[OneLove]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 11:30AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["The Utitity Collar... When pockets are too much of a hassle, you're solid from the neck up." Available only in unmistakably flamboyant pastels.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[doctheproducer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:39AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[some wonder if Francesca will ever fully understand nicotine patches...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[karts41]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:41AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Nicotine neck patch 2.0.. it sucks the nicotine right outta real cigarettes!<br><br>(only $9.95, Malboro's sold separately)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[sw]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:45AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[After the tracheotomy, it was only natural to keep my smokes on top of the scar to remind me of the good ol' days.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[CT]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 10:04AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[After the tracheotomy, it was only natural to keep my smokes on top of the scar to remind me of the good ol' days.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[CT]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 10:10AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[instant turtleneck<br><br>just add shirt]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[collegekid13]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:46AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Dang, that's a red Marlboro! good choice!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Muhammed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:46AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[First... Marlboro reds are f'ing nasty. <br><br>Second, Marlboro full flavored (menthol, reds, etc.) have the whole top as one color... this one clearly has the white border. So that means it's something like the flavor 47 or whatever it is.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Prokanda]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:55AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Marlboro Lights, I think :)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Simon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 5:00AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[how to dial the number .. ?<br><br>may be ask some one to do that ... :)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[bidur]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:47AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Hahah! That was my first reaction too. I could've sworn it was a phone under there until I saw the smoking comments made by the writers here.<br><br>And in that same vein (of assuming it's a phone), my caption:<br><br>"..I just want my phone call..*smacks lips*"<br><br>*BOOOOM*]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jon Nelson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:52AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[When keepin' it real fake goes wrong.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[GON]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:48AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[" Now no will ever suspect that I have hickies from the ugly girl at the bar last night..."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[)law(]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:54AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Has anybody seen my pen or my marlboros?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Murphy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 12:45PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["Ribbit"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skor]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 2:59AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[My friends will never know I smoke :)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ashvala]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:56AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Dear Macgyver,<br><br>I'm being held captive against my will. With this letter I have sent a lampshade a pen and a packet a Marlboro's please come rescue me......<br><br>Many months later after receiving this photo they got the impression that maybe help wasn't coming. <br><br><br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Noodle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:06AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[He must feel really hot...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[le Chen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:10AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[After a long night out he found himself in the vets office, rejoicing upon finding a mobile desk on his neck.. But where can he plug in the iPhone dock?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mads]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:37AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Always wanted that disabled fare on the bus? Well here is your chance!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Wiigee]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:15AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["Young Bill did say that he was allergic to nicotine, but even the doctors were confused as to how it turned yellow..."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Redhat Kernal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:19AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[With our patented detoxification collar, all those nasty toxins will seep out your pores, where our secret technology will reconstitute them into their original form.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[klew]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:23AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["The new anti-smoking laws in Iowa have gone too far."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Redhat Kernal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["What do you mean smoking's not allowed in this plane? Do I look like a smoker? Oh and the pen's for signing my, uh, cast."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osayi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[The only drawback to being the Yellow Ranger was the lack of pockets.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Hanif Payandeh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:36AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["dear engadget reader I would like to play a game, the device around your neck holds the key to your future..."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[)law(]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:36AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Cheese Scarves are this season's Meat Hats.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ethan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:36AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[My life-size replica of a Super Mario Warp Pipe was not quite big enough for me AND my box of cigarettes. World 6-1 was SO close.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[John]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:37AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[i wish my uncircumcised penis could do that.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Wrecked]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:40AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Tired of being called a "geek"?<br><br>Ditch those shirts with pocket protectors! Get Collar-Max™ and end the insults today. Available in multiple colours.<br><br>Wait, there's more! Use the power of the sun to charge you phone or iPod with a Collar-Max-Plus made form the latest NASA grade photo-voltaic panels.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dave A]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:46AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[The smaller nicotine patches just weren't working.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Hanif Payandeh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:46AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[for those cold nights invading Georgia keeping your neck warm and cigs close is no longer a problem.  Also comes in red.  MADE IN CHINA]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[junyor Mynt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:48AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Yes, because China and the Georgia conflict are totally related.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Harry Wagstaff]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 5:44AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[The underlying message from the creator is obvious;<br><br>"I am a terrible designer"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Lloytron]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 3:54AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[What are bluetooth headsets made for?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Larry]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 4:06AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["Why did I choose yellow? It's the color of creativity. It's also the color of urine, cancer, fungi, gonorrhea, pus, and smoker's teeth: exactly the look I was going for."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[uShak]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 4:07AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[I'm literally up to my neck with stuff.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Luke D]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 4:18AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["I'm wearing this to get rid of the unsightly bulges my wallet, coins, cigarette pack and phone make in my pants."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Luke D]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 4:22AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA['To avoid US customs Hector quickly swallows the evidence']]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[andymac]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 4:22AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["iGarrote ... die different."<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 4:33AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Damn ... thought that was an iPod under there for a sec...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 4:36AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Foam desk-tidy, perfect for holding cigarettes, small change, severed heads.<br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Danger mouse]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 4:46AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[I CAN HAS MALBORO?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[jaalin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 5:25AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[iGoiter]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Windzilla]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 6:08AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[in an attempt to increase its fan base to include smokers, Apple recently introduced it's own version of the cancer kazoo, the iLarynx.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[muddyh2o]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 6:28AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Since the price of copper has gone through the roof, villagers in Ban Mai:<br><br><a href="http://www.fathom.com/course/21701788/session4.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.fathom.com/course/21701788/session4.html</a><br><br>have pursued lower cost alternatives.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Freakin Ijit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 6:32AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA[Reminds me of the cartoon with a waiter in a fancy restaurant removing the silver cover from a plate of burned paper and saying, "What is it? It's a fried phone book. We gave a fancy French name and you ordered it."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[robin.mcclellan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 6:58AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Caption contest: finally, wasted neck space gets put to good use]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/15/caption-contest-finally-wasted-neck-space-gets-put-to-good-use/</guid><description><![CDATA["So how long will it take to stretch out my neck so I look like those chicks from Africa?"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gettingmymacon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 15th 2008 7:16AM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
