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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[This brings a whole new level of slacking off at work if you can just stand still and ignore customers. "Sir? Sir? Sir? Are you there? Can you help me out?"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Techie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:09AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Awesome... Might as well sleep bare-assed with 'Insert whatever you like' written across my butt cheeks.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[E71]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 11:52PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Rush Weekend at Bernies 3 into production, now!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[RC]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:13AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Not a good idea! Not only will you get beat up, mocked, and spit on, you won't even know it's happening until it's much, much too late!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:14AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[That's why you and your buddy both get these and one person keeps watch while the other sleeps. <br><br>This is the single coolest thing I've ever seen!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[cantcount]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:19AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Oh, and you may want to talk to your doctor before you decide to use this thing; blood tends to pool in the legs when you stand absolutely still for long periods of time. Don't say I didn't warn you. If your legs explode, don't come running to me!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:21AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Let me clarify my earlier statement:<br>I'm more concerned with the comedy factor of such a contraption, than its practical application. This would be perfect for British comedy, of which I'm quite fond. I guarantee that Mr. Bean thought of such a contraption long before these guys marketed it.<br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[cantcount]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:32AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Door keeper's best friend.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[BB]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:17AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[i'd say... put him on a segway and watch hilarity ensue.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[blackfeathers]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:20AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Dibs on the remove control]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[LondonConsultant]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:27AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[That looks like a backache waiting to happen...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[trekkie604]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:23AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[I'm sorry, how is this related to a guy implanting an ear in his arm?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:27AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[(follow the "performance art project" link)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[gad get]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:28AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Because the vertical bed is... also implanted under your skin?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[absinthe party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 7:52AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Not a new idea.  <br><br>I think he pinched this off the inventor of those vertical space-saving baths that have been on display for at least a decade now at B&Q.<br><br>-- <br>Chris<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[bidmead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:29AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Are those the Conquistadors? <br><br>They run small.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Elijah]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:49AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[do you have to stand on a metal grate for it to work?<br><br>oh and...<br><br>its a door keeper's best friend!     i just wanted to fit in like everyone else]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ronald.raygun]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:44AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[That's too much work for trying to slack off...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[KC]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:44AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Exactly, plus you have to carry this enormous suitcase around and that's real work, not slacking off. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Vicada]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 7:41AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Does that force field ward off mugger's stabbings?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Cagrino]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:49AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[1 word;<br><br>CONEHEADS.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[dervheid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:56AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Only available at Gitmo. Waterboarding accessories sold separately.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[takashisenke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 4:12AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[It looks like it needs to be stabilized to certain ground environments, like the sewage he's "sleeping" on top of.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[mmh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 4:38AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Two words - Suspension Trauma]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 5:32AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[OMG, this is perfect for standing in line for my iPhone 3.0]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[pretol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 5:41AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Rumored anti-pickpocket forcefield is in development. Code name: DOG.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[blah]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 6:06AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[or maybe rubber gloves and a 10000V shock system for each pocket ;)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[turn_self_off]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 7:32AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Haha and I thought that PC vs. Mac add guy had the worst job in the world!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tohe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 20th 2008 12:36PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[mount that thing to a segway and I think we are on to something!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[inteller]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 8:04AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[BAGS NOT getting robbed]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Marc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 9:13AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[why is he wearing red sneakers in a suit?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[joe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 9:20AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[I like the Aviators, I'm pretty sure this whole thing would be a flop w/out the Aviators... <br><br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[michael]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 9:21AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[i think those red sneakers are hot! (he's kinda cute too)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[kirk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 9:34AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[this will fail even more than the nubrella thing, which even though it looks horrible, would work very nicely for a buzz lightyear outfit...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[crazypenguin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 9:53AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[One major product flaw: Morning wood.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[MarkS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 11:15AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[Jesus that made me laugh.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zak]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 1:23PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[What i see here is a introduction to a future product of the shock absorbing leg attachments worn in portal. Thats where i see this going.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[emirabal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 11:46AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[One can be assured that one will never, ever be joined by someone of the opposite sex in this contraption.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Golferal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 1:38PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[If they seriously considered getting one of these, they had probably already decided that ship had sailed.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[jupiterthunder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:11PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on The Vertical Bed -- never coming to an IKEA near you]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/19/the-vertical-bed-never-coming-to-an-ikea-near-you/</guid><description><![CDATA[If you need to sleep so badly that you resort to using one of these anywhere other than the basement of you mom's house, then I would think you'd be too tired/sleepy to put it together right.  <br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[jupiterthunder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 19th 2008 3:13PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
