Coke, heroin, weed, acid and the blue pill confirmed. There was a time when a sensational cocktail like this would have raised red flags at media headquarters everywhere, but this is Grand Theft Auto
, like, "Grand Theft Auto 8!" We've been down this road before and we know where it leads ... to a penthouse, deep pockets, and a dried up sandbox. So what if it's on DS? Chinatown Wars
isn't a kid's game, but like all GTAs
, it's the game kids want to play. And if they do get their hands on it, they'll be -- surprise! -- forced
to deal drugs. "It works well with what GTA
is, with driving around the map, and it gives you another thing to think about -- another layer or piece of the puzzle to keep you motivated," Rockstar boss Dan Houser explained to Edge
. Motivational tool, eh? Good one.
[Update: Added image, direct from the folks at T3 magazine