Digital Cube Telson UMPC reappears, could break into reality soon

Before we go any further, we'd like to inform this here Telson UMPC that if Pandora can finally get out of the starting blocks, so can you. Today, we're looking at new evidence that Digital Cube (the handheld's new parent) could be inching ever closer to bringing this shockingly thick gaming handheld to market. Out of seemingly nowhere, images have emerged of the portable posing beside a USB 3D camera dongle (saywha?); additionally, we're told that it will pack a 1.2GHz VIA C7M CPU and feature a 4.3-inch display, 512MB of RAM, 30GB hard drive and Windows XP. Oh, and we're also informed that it'll be "released in October" in at least one section of the world, so we've got T-minus 27 days to see if that claim is legit.

[Via Pocketables]

[Thi mam(kris120890) @ Oct 4th 2008 8:18PM]

First sentence doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

[Jinto @ Oct 4th 2008 8:54PM]

"Before we go any further, we'd like to inform this here Telson UMPC that if Pandora can finally get out of the starting blocks, so can you. "

Agree. Sort of: I get the starting blocks reference (horse racing,) but the 'so can you' part, not so much.

I'll give it a try translating:
Before we go any further, we'd like to inform that this here Telson UMPC, that if Pandora can finally get out of the starting blocks, so can you.

nope, still no go.

Before we go any further, we'd like to inform that Telson is looking to get this UMPC into your hands, that if Pandora can finally get out of the starting blocks.

That's better!

[Kieran @ Oct 4th 2008 9:20PM]

I finally figured it, they are wanting to inform the Telson UMPC "that if Pandora can finally get out of the starting blocks, so can you" (you referring to Mr. Thompson UMPC, not the reader, that's where you were getting confused).

[Thi mam(kris120890) @ Oct 4th 2008 10:38PM]

I get it now, it really threw me for a bit. I didn't realize he was talking to the device instead of talking about it. Face Palm. Blond moment( and I'm ginger)

[Tiptup300 @ Oct 4th 2008 11:38PM]

Let me make it very simple:

Pandora > Telson UMPC

[Patriks7 @ Oct 4th 2008 8:18PM]

"shockingly thick [..] handheld"

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

(It had to, sorry.)

[Metkis @ Oct 4th 2008 9:24PM]

Your joke wasn't remotely funny.

(It had to, sorry.)

[Johan S @ Oct 4th 2008 11:03PM]

"It had to, sorry"

That's what you said (to her all too quick disappointment).

[andres @ Oct 4th 2008 11:13PM]

"quick disappointment"

they have treatments for that

[liv @ Oct 5th 2008 7:03AM]

"they have treatments for that" yeah... that's what she said :))

[Josh @ Oct 5th 2008 8:52AM]

"yeah.."

That's what she really said.

[konshuss @ Oct 4th 2008 9:00PM]

it looks a bit like it melted

[mick @ Oct 4th 2008 10:21PM]

now should i get this or the pandora. didint see a slide out keyboard which would be a deal breaker for me. even tho its 1.2ghz. your thoughts on which?

[wootman @ Oct 4th 2008 11:11PM]

Just look at that d-pad. I can tell right now its the same kind they put on the games that come in cereal boxes.
while i like the idea, it seems a tad bit big for a gaming hand held, and small for a computer.
also ps1 emulation is a no go, due to the lack of analog sticks.

[Ryan @ Oct 4th 2008 11:13PM]

Well, do you want an slightly lower-performance ARM machine that'll run for about 5-12 hours on its 4000mAh battery or a higher-perfomance x86 machine that'll likely run for about 2-4 hours?

[mick @ Oct 5th 2008 12:33AM]

2-4 hours kill's it im going for a pandora. but wootman you can alway put a digital psp "analog" stick on it. (look up dual psp nub)

[Chip @ Oct 5th 2008 2:11AM]

You can't really make a fair comparison without knowing battery life or price. I can guarantee that the former will be much lower, and the latter much higher for the Telson than the Pandora. Exactly how much of a difference exists is anybody's guess.

[Frogboy @ Oct 6th 2008 9:12AM]

Pandora is guaranteed to have a very strong, active development community dedicated to it and its creators promise that the gaming controls will be top notch. The Cube appears to be just another Korean handheld gaming system so who knows if its gaming controls will be any good or if the open source community will give it any love. If it is priced well, it might do alright. Since it runs XP, you could probably install emulators and play homebrew that is already made for Windows as long as it'll run on these specs. I could use a few more details on this though: SDHC slot(s), sholder buttons, Wifi, touchscreen (I hope)?

[JAC @ Oct 5th 2008 2:27AM]

The first sentence threw me off a bit because of an error in pronouns. Should be:

Before we go any further, we'd like to inform this here Telson UMPC that if Pandora can finally get out of the starting blocks, so can it.

[gad get @ Oct 5th 2008 5:18AM]

Yeah, really, what's up with the 3D camera?

[liv @ Oct 5th 2008 7:26AM]

yeah... I'm totally interested 2... since I want to run Crysis on this bad boy... :-|

/*sarcasm

[liv @ Oct 5th 2008 1:56PM]

this was meant to be a reply to clak.. damn you engadget for your comment system!

[Imran @ Oct 5th 2008 8:43AM]

Looks like someone squeezed it too hard in the middle.

[Dakota @ Oct 5th 2008 8:50AM]

There IS something like this that's been out for a while.

Anyone hear of the Raon Vega?
http://2jdobg.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pVpxEB5nhY5Ji_n-lzgpAmv0x-wl5jP1UJcVcsftcgL9WoNmoSW9CSsxarUhMWYj97j3eUMrUGAmLozNkuJoIrA/0024Img.jpg

[AmandaGal @ Oct 5th 2008 8:40PM]

That's what I thought. I HAD a vega, used it quite a bit (made a great GPS system and also was great for uploading photographs in the field and travel email checking) but it broke. I've been meaning to see if it can be fixed.

This looks almost exactly like it if someone squished it in the middle.

[Atanas Boev @ Oct 5th 2008 9:02AM]

The main feature of this UMPC is THREE-D DISPLAY, I don't understand how do you managed to miss that bit out :)

Display is 800x480 parallax barrier, made by Master Image, and it comes with souple of 3D image and video playing software. In fact, I was about to write some post about it on www.mobile3dtv.eu

[Vadim Peretokin @ Oct 5th 2008 7:02PM]

I believe this is a "MID". A UMPC is a subnotebook.

[Serpentina @ Oct 5th 2008 7:53PM]

what the hell is this and where did it come from??

i'm only hearing about it now.... >.