We always
figured this day would come, but so soon? We're obsolete, ladies and gentlemen. It's been a great ride, and we're glad we got to do just
one more Stevenote with y'all before we fade into the night, but the robots have arrived, and they're going to blog harder, better, faster and stronger. We cannot compete. Bandai just announced the Net Tansor Web, a WiFi-equipped robot with a built-in camera for snapping his soon-to-be-award-winning exposés and posting them to the web at regular intervals alongside witty commentary. The bot can react to reader comments like "a little to the right," or "you suck, why don't you just call it Applegadget?" and adjust accordingly. Net Tansor also can handle live video, reads RSS feeds out loud and knows no fatigue. Bandai's going to be selling this for 50,000 Yen (about $490 US) whenever it's ready.
posted Oct 14th 2008 4:23PM
Yes, and maybe this would take the comments on board and STOP THE DAMN APPLE BIAS!
You are being watched terran.
It's like Terminator... We're all doomed... One of next year's postings is gonna be about a SkyNet like product!!! :|
Geno, how original of you.
http://www.engadget.com/search/?q=skynet&invocationType=wl-gadget
Where's your avatar, Geno?
What avatar?
Ahem... Lowest jokes do not have to be politically correct my friend.. Only jerks kill jokes by searching up for reasons why a joke does not make sense... jackass! lool; and serial my avatar is of Swizz Beatz... the phenomenal producer who is my inspiration to do what I do best!...
and even still... after i looked at ur search results... NOTHING TO DO WITH TERMINATOR OR THE DOOM OF THE WORLD LIKE PRODUCT (skynet in the movie) Your Still a jackass tho!
lol
HE GOT YOU GOOD, LOWEST.
Nothing I sad had anything doing with politcs or their correctness. And if you bothered to actually click the links and scroll down you would see hundreds of replies regarding Terminator and the destruction of the human race. For the record, you don't have to look anything up to know that you aren't the first to say something regarding Skynet.
Keep on blastin' those beatz, Swizz.
Humanity. Now producing shitty $500 robots that nobody will want, and yet a cure for cancer still eludes us.
you suck, why don't you just call it Robogadget?
Today, reading the home page has been like watching 4 frat guys fight over the hot girl at a bar. But the girl being Steve Jobs, and the bar being.... a gay bar.
Blech, no true gay bar would let in a Mr. Turtleneck!
At least you guys are a little self-aware about it.
Seriously though, when is someone going to respond to market demand and start up a competitor to Engadget and Gizmodo that isn't a gigantic Apple love-fest.
Been there, done that, in 2005, as engineer for Bloggy: http://www.ibiblio.org/bloggy/
NICE, dose he steal engadets staff jobs and post all those annoying apple posts if so destroy him NOW
reminds me of that robot in Wall-e that is always cleaning up Wall-e's dirt tracks.
How bad could it be? Let's program the bot:
1. Regurgitate tech headlines from other websites: reword slightly.
2. Add blabbering vague commentary, sprinkle in internet memes if possible. Avoid goatse.
3. Reference Apple or Microsoft at least once per post to generate comments; applicability not required. If not possible, use PS3, Xbox360, or Wii.
4. Misspell one word per blog post. Misspell one word in a blog title weekly.
5. Self-link to older posts to generate clicks and more advertising.
6. Compare all cell phones to the iPhone. Compare all mp3 players to the iPhone. Compare any device smaller than a refrigerator to the iPhone. If it has a touchscreen, make sure to use the term "copycat" or "wannabe".
7. Use phrases like "ooh shiny" and "fingerprint magnet" in random blog entries - it will probably apply.
8. Every 10th post, proclaim your objectivity and outrage at being labeled a fanboy website.
So, how long have you been working for Engadget?
$500? You could buy a human blogger for that.
In India, you could buy two for that price. Buy three and you get a mini blogger for free...
Apparently, engadget must be listening to Daft Punk right now...
*for the people who get the reference.
Why is it that people make comments that simply;
a) Point out the obvious
b) Make irrelevant assumptions
c) Prove they didn't read the article
or
d) All of the above
Funny how you even bothered responding.
I myself didn't know that "harder, better, faster and stronger" was a song by Daft Punk till I read that.
Kudos to you Wuzzuh.
I for one welcome our Blogging Robot Overlords...
All your blogs are belong to us.
I forbid this to come to our shores. We are already in economic turmoil and we need our jobs, I do not want another robot to take over our jobs!
lol
Isnt that the Robot from the early Nintendo set?
The robot may be able to blog but remember...there are no boring blogs, only boring bloggers.
Then there are boring blogging robots...which I humbly dare anyone to say 5 times fast...
This sounds cool. The remarks that Paul mentioned kinda remind me of Tom Servo from MST3K.
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