Storm giveaway contest "winner" tattoos the phone on his cankle, will never find love
By Paul Miller 
posted Nov 10th 2008 7:02PM
posted Nov 10th 2008 7:02PM
- 1. "I love my mom" tattoos are really cool.
- 2. "I love my short-term-girlfriend" tattoos are questionable at best.
- 3. "I love this gadget" tattoos have greater built-in obsolescence than sliced apples and pretty much clench the fact that nobody will ever go out with you. Also, they're really awesome.
Zune guy says "sup".
I can understand the Zune thing more because he is just a crazed fan, but this guy did it for a contest. Aren't tattoos expensive. I can't imagine him thinking this one out very thoroughly.
hum.... what other tattoos can I get this guy to invest in? MCcaLin 2012?
Posting that link isn't fooling anyone.... in fact... all it's doing is probably putting someone on here towards the brink of DDoS'ing it.
What a lamer! The Tattoo probably cost more than the Storm from Verizon!
you think?
perhaps it isn't!?
http://www.ROCKandREVIEW.com/
White-Trash-Berry
DingleBerry*
This is a phenom I just don't understand in the slightest.
Because you have a brain and common sense...
Attention deficit people like this are all to common in today's society... it is our job to exploit them to the full... not to mention take all the money we can shake out of them selling them junk...
Don't even get me started on religious fanatics...
I think you need to take a vacation iEye. You completely forgot to mention the iPhone there.
I think iEye must have multiple personalities. 50% of his posts I low rank for being.. well, I don't need to tell you.
The rest of the time they are rather intelligent and I rank them up....
Maybe this is the PC side of iEye. The rest is the MAC version.
And together they form Voltron.
So iEye has bootcamp? Cool!
hey ieye, here's something you should get:
http://www.schadenfreude.net/upload/2007/06/iPhoneTattoo2.jpg
Tattoo obsoletion in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2..
Psh, talk about obsoletion. I have a tattoo of an LG enV on my forearm.
Worst. Birthday. Ever.
Better a large, hairy calf than a hairless scrawny calf.
On a related note, guys without arm hair creep me out.
What's up with those Read links?
Someone broke the read link machine. Maybe it was clak, he managed to break his own reply button.
How come no one tattoos an iPhone on their cankles? You'd think the Apple fanboys would be covered in ink.
Say what you want about worthless Apple fanboys, they at least have a sense of style.
AKA-No stupid tatoos.
Seriously?
http://images.google.com/images?q=apple+tattoo
Speaking as someone who generally despises Apple, their logo actually makes a really good tattoo, as they go.
They get them tattooed on their bums, then are too embarrassed to show anyone. It's always the same: left cheek - iPhone, right cheek - Steve.
never seen an iPhone, but I have seen many an black Apple tattooed on different chick's lower back. Say what you will about Apple fans, but there is NO other computer/electronics company with so many fans that are attractive girls..
I said no "stupid" tatoos. I did not say no tatoos at all.
So, that's what a cankle looks like. D:
Trans Am rocks. the band. /off-subject
I bet he drives a Trans Am and thinks Bon Jovi rocks....
But Trans Ams are sweet and Bon Jovi does rock!
@Nathan
I applaud you good sir. For the first time, I don't feel that highest ranked is good enough.
What a dipshit.
At least Mr. Cool Ice did it with conviction
http://www.celebritytattoos.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mrcoolice.jpg
http://www.snoopbloggyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mr-cool-ice-2.jpg
Thaaaaat is terrifying.
And I had just forgotten about Mr. Cool Ice.
Thanks for nothing.
How much does a tattoo cost anyway? This guys spend a couple hundred dollars to get a free phone worth a couple hundred dollars? Seems like a bright guy.
Seems like you don't have any tattoos...
...or friends with any.
@Lowest Ranked
...? Wha?
@Lowest Ranked
I see that you lived up to your name
Talk about a lifetime contract, good luck getting outta this one buddy.... =/
Total Fake, no blood...
pretty awful tattoo job
*cue Shakespearean voice*
"Tattoos are forever, technology is not."
I ink, therefore I am.
Descartes ≠ Shakespeare
But I'll rank you up anyway :P
Thanks Paul Miller... You had me laughing from cankle on. Huffing deterent (hillarious).
Anyone else think it looks kinda fake? Looks pretty badly done compared to his other tattoos as well.
Maybe its one of those semi-permanent ones that go away after a few months.
...or maybe I'm just hoping no one is that stupid.
Why cant the guy just do what he wants without getting made fun off for it. and Paul, you have a girlfriend im guessing?
Just because you are a fan of only apple products does not give you the right to criticize someone that isn't.
No, but we can make fun of people for being stupid enough to get a tattoo. I mean, I can see thinking you'll like your tribal tramp stamp forever, even though you're stupid for thinking so. At least I can follow the logic. There is no logic in thinking you'll like some specific piece of soon-to-be-obsolete tech forever.
And that is exactly the point i'm making. Who are you to say that it is logical thinking to get a tattoo like that or not. It is a personal choice. Of course to me and you it may be absurd, but you have to remember we all think differently.