Caption Contest: 49-foot ASIMO makes trees, dancers look tiny
By Darren Murph 
posted Dec 19th 2008 4:04PM
posted Dec 19th 2008 4:04PM
Thomas: "Dance I said! Dance!"
Chris: "Hey, did we remember to fix that bug where he falls down stairs?"
Joe: "Where's Arthur Murray when we need him the most?"
Darren: "Wait, Dancing With The Stars said what? No pimp canes? That's a deal-breaker."
Paul: "In his musical debut, 'ASIMO Takes the Stairs,' the eponymous star provides a surprisingly self-deprecating reenactment of the moments leading up to his infamous tumble. Music by Elton John."
Nilay: "Not to be outdone, iRobot later sucked the entire city of Pasadena into a football field-sized Roomba."
Don: "After years of toiling away at two-bit trade shows, ASIMO finally realized his dream project: Mr. Peanut: The Musical."
Ross: "Having been turned down by both Ultrazoid and Voltron, the giant ASIMO checked his RAM for a dance number he could do solo."
Josh T.: "Moments later, running ASIMO's 'Jazz Hands' script sent dancers flying hundreds of feet to their grizzly deaths."
Josh F.: "I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!"
Cesar (from Zune): "I for one welcome our inflatable robot overlords. With a dance!"
ASIMO. Klaatu barada nikto!
"You mean we spent 6 million on this stupid robot and it can't even TURN RIGHT?"
ASIMO: "I'm not an ambi-turner" D:
Get me the HELL outta here!
CRUSH, KILL, JAZZ HANDS...
he needs a gibson les paul and a cigarette...GnR 3000!!!
Coincidentally, that is the year of their next scheduled album release.
Nice name!....
"All your base are belong to us..."
lol I just saw your comment NOW after I posted mine
It seems to me, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on tv............
And AsimoScrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, whom he did not crush to death, he was a second father. A gigantic, metallic second father. And to those others whom he did not crush that terribly terrible Christmas day, he became as good a friend, and as good a metal overlord, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world!
Less dancing. MORE RUNNING!!!!
also
Something, something skynet something something self-aware, blah, blah, blah.
"I talk to the trees
But they don't listen to me
I talk to the stars
But they never hear me
The breeze hasn't time
To stop, and hear what I say
I talk to them all
In vain"
error! forgot to wear pants
"Grizzly" deaths, eh...
"Mr. Peanut, I'm coming for you!"
Do robots do "the human"?
or
Breakin' 2: Electric Asimo
You got servo-ed!
I'm big in Japan.
Dang it, I know I parked around here somewhere...
After tragic mistake on the set of the newest Planter's commercial....
"We can rebuild him. We can make him better."
Are we humans, or are we dancers?
High School Musical 3007: The New Kid's A Cyborg
You guys should speak in Japanese..
"Bakayaro Asimo.. Sushi!!!.. Sushi!!!!.."
Memories from a Gay Vacation.
"Quick, hold this pose, I don't think he's seen us yet!"
"Thank you very much, mr. roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, mr. roboto
For helping me escape just when i needed to"
Dance meatbags! entertain your robotic overlord lest you be turned into gruel for the other meatbags!
now where did i leave my monocle?
So is Cesar Menendez joining the Engadget staff, or did he just send in a good one?
Attack of the 50 foot robot
Asimo stars in Abe Lincon the musical.
More evidence of tough economic timesas the MTV VMAs and Tony Awards are forced to share the same stage.
If they include the AVNs it'll be a sure-fire hit.
"Form feet and legs; form arms and body; and I'll form the head!"
While wearing this hat, I'll fool the humans.
I'll make my move during the "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" portion of the show!
They'll never see it coming!
that's real nice and all, but can it run windows vista?
"Just dance... gonna be ok... da da do do, just dance."
Dragon Megazord Power! GO!
"...all the things that make us
effin' cry!
He's!
A!
Fam-i-ly!
Guyyyyyyyy!"
The Japanese government finally debuts its defense were Godzilla to attack, hoping that Godzilla will accept a dance off in lieu of an actual battle.
If I stand still, maybe they won't see me....
high school musical dont even have a giant robot but we do.
STRIKE A POSE, BITCHES!
You knew there was something wrong with that one Battlebot that didn't want to fight, but played with Barbie Dolls instead....
Honey! I shrunk the dancers!
Where's that giant power socket - was it east or west?
New! Spectacular! ASIMO re-enacts Jane Austen novels.
..."PUTTIN ON THE RITZ"
It came from the sky in the ball of light and attacked us when we shot that alien thing. We call it ASIMO, Assimilating Systematic Integrating Mechanical Object. (The Day The Earth Stood Still reference)
Ok, who forgot my blazing sword.. your all fired.