http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/ Engadget Comments for Live from Steve Ballmer's CES keynote http://www.engadget.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.engadget.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:03PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
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Eat, eat, eat.

Chase, chase, chase.

Throw, throw, throw.

Vista, vista, vista.]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
Windows 7, Windows 7, Windows 7]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:13PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://wm.istreamplanet.com/customers/ms/300_ms_ces_090107.asx live feed]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:30PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:51PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:04PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
If i were Ballmer, i would start the keynote off by throwing chairs and screaming with a soaked shirt, just to appease the Internet community.

He could kill the joke all in one shot.]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:04PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/YEahaaahh!]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
What else would they play, Tony Bennett?]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:21PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/events/ces/default.mspx live streaming of the keynote]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:08PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:45PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:09PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:09PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
Shouldnt you be waiting at the door for your new 17 MBP, as well as a box to send it back to have the ram upgraded because you forgot?]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
wait.]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:19PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
Your breath must be horrible with so much shit coming out of your mouth.]]>Jan 7th 2009 10:05PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:09PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
http://www.mydigitallife.info/2009/01/07/watch-microsoft-steve-ballmer-keynote-at-ces-2009-live-webcast/
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Char->Home Basic allows tossing up to 3.5 high chairs, useful for throwing your little sister when she took the PS3 controller from you.
Char->Home Premium upgrade to 4 adult chairs, with basic support for one recliner
Char->Sports The ultimate tailgate tool! Imagine being able to throw a lawn chair at the quarterback! Season subscription required. Currently, only the Packers are supported.
Char->Basic Office Allows 3 supervisors to throw 2 chairs at any given 1 engineer! Chairs will be in "reduced range mode (6 feet)" until product is activated by our servers.
Char->Home Basic Enterprise Edition Premium Enterprise wide chair launcher capable of launching chairs at anyone within the googl.. er your enterprise complex!

::demonstriation::]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:18PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:17PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
http://wm.istreamplanet.com/customers/ms/750_ms_ces_090107.asx]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:17PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:19PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 10:53PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/
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http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/events/ces/default.mspx]]>Jan 7th 2009 9:30PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:33PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:28PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/events/ces/default.mspx


watch it live]]>Jan 7th 2009 10:14PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:30PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:31PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/07/live-from-steve-ballmers-ces-keynote/Jan 7th 2009 9:31PM