...Ahem. Sorry about that. You know the (sob) drill. The seven comics you see (sniff) below are this week's candidates. Poll is after (whimper) the break. Pick your favorite, then (blows nose) jump into the comments to tell us that we've taken four of the best years of your life that you're never getting back and that we're just not "marriage material" (resigned sigh).
REeducated Part 2 (Digital Unrest)
Anti-ValentiNES (2P Start)
A Glimpse Into the World of Tomorrow! (Dipswitch)
Hot Dog (BitF)
Cupid, Stupid (Hsu & Chan)