Rockstar currently has GTA: Chinatown Wars on a pre-launch (post-launch, in some cases) sampling tour across the United States. The locales will allow people to play the game before its March 17 release, plus "limited-edition Rockstar apparel" will be given away. Check our the full list of dates and locations after break.

Of course, the real fun comes if and when somebody manages to carjack one of these promotional vans. (Seriously, don't do that.)

[Via RockstarWatch]
ALABAMA

3/7 GameStop- Premiere Place S/C
1961 Cobbs Ford Rd.
Prattville, AL 36066 12-5pm

CALIFORNIA

2/18 GameStop- Eastlake Village Marketplace
970 Eastlake Pkwy, Ste 107
Chula Vista, CA 91914 2-7pm

2/19 GameStop- Mission Marketplace
467-7 College Blvd.
Oceanside, CA 92057 2-7pm

2/20 GameStop-Carmel Mt. Ranch
11865 Carmel Mtn. Rd. Suite 1107
San Diego, CA 92128 2-7pm

2/22 GameStop- Citrus Plaza
27512 Lagonia Avenue, Suite B2-F
Redlands, CA 92374 12-5pm

2/23 GameStop- Temecula Commons
40464 Winchester Road
Temecula, CA 92591 2-7pm

2/24 GameStop- Cypress Center
6863 Katella Space #105
Cypress, CA 90630 2-7pm

2/25 GameStop- Chino Spectrum Towne Ctr
3935 Grand Ave, Ste C-1
Chino, CA 91710 2-7pm

2/26 GameStop- Bella Terra
7821 Edinger Ave, Ste 146
Huntington Beach, CA 92647 2-7pm

2/27 GameStop- Artesia & Prairie
3961 Artesia Blvd
Torrance, CA 90504 2-7pm

2/28 Santa Monica - Details Coming Soon

3/2 San Francisco - Details Coming Soon

3/3 San Francisco - Details Coming Soon

3/4 GameStop-151 Powell Street
151 Powell Street
San Francisco, CA 94102 12-8pm

3/5 GameStop- San Antonio Center
510 Showers Drive #1
Mountainview, CA 94040 2-7pm

3/6 GameStop- Pleasant Hills Shopping Center
552 Contra Costa Blvd. #50
Pleasant Hills, CA 94523 2-7pm

3/7 GameStop- C/o Barnes & Noble
3580 Stevens Creek Blvd.
San Jose, CA 95117 12-8pm

3/8 GameStop & Movies, Too- Winfield Shopping Center
966 Blossom Hill Rd.
San Jose, CA 95123 12-5pm

3/10 GameStop- Southland Landing
24357 Southland Dr
Hayward, CA 94545 2-7pm

3/11 EB Games-Cypress Point Sc
1020 E Cypress Ave, Ste A
Redding, CA 96002 2-7pm

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

3/9 GameStop- H Street Connection
817 H Street NE
Washington, DC 20002 2-7pm

FLORIDA

3/8 Panama Beach - Details Coming Soon

3/9 Panama Beach - Details Coming Soon

3/10 Panama Beach - Details Coming Soon

3/11 GameStop- 401a Mary Esther Blvd
401a Mary Esther Blvd
Mary Esther, FL 32569 2-7pm

GEORGIA

3/4 GameStop- Target S/C
3061 Atlanta Hwy., Tenant C
Athens, GA 30606 2-7pm

3/5 GameStop - Mall of Georgia Crossing
3385 Woodward Crossing Blvd. #300
Buford, GA 30519 2-7pm

3/6 GameStop- Mansell Shops
10779 Alpharetta Hwy, Ste 130
Roswell, GA 30076 2-7pm

ILLINOIS

3/1 GameStop- Bloomingdale Court
318 West Army Trail Rd. #130
Bloomingdale, IL 60108 12-5pm

3/2 GameStop & Movies, Too- The Brickyard S/C
6451 W. Diversey Avenue, #G-9
Chicago, IL 60707 2-7pm

3/3 Chicago - Details Coming Soon

INDIANA

3/4 GameStop- Avon Commons
10415 E. US-36
Avon, IN 46123 2-7pm

KANSAS

2/26 GameStop- Shawnee Station
16310 W. 65th Street Space D
Shawnee Mission, KS 66204 2-7pm

2/27 GameStop- Pine Ridge Plaza
3140 Iowa St, Ste 107
Lawrence, KS 66046 2-7pm

LOUISIANA

3/12 GameStop- College Drive S/ctr
3145 College Dr, Suite C
Baton Rouge, LA 70808 2-7pm

MARYLAND

3/10 GameStop- Festival @ Bel Air
5 Bel Air South Pkwy. Suite A-113
Bel Air, MD 21015 2-7pm

3/11 GameStop- Village At Waugh Chapel
2626 Chapel Lake Drive
Gambrills, MD 21054 2-7pm

MASSACHUSETTS

2/22 GameStop- Framingham Mall
400 Cochituate Rd
Framingham, MA 01701 12-5pm

2/23 GameStop- Lincoln Plaza
535 Lincoln St
Worcester, MA 01605 2-7pm

NEW YORK

2/16 GameStop- 270 Greenwich Street
270 Greenwich Street
New York, NY 10007 2-7pm

2/17 GameStop- Broadway & 33rd
1282 Broadway
New York, NY 10001 12-8pm

2/18 GameStop- East 86th St.
128 E. 86th St.
New York, NY 10028 2-7pm

2/19 GameStop- Broadway & 8th
743 Broadway
New York, NY 10003 2-7pm

2/20 GameStop- Broadway & 85th
2330 Broadway Street
New York, NY 10024 2-7pm

3/15 GameStop- Lake Success
1542 Union Turnpike
New Hyde Park, NY 11040 12-5pm

3/16 GameStop- Hylan Plaza S/C
2660 Hylan Blvd
Staten Island, NY 10306 2-7pm


OHIO

2/27 GameStop- West State Street
2218 W. State St.
Alliance, OH 44601 2-7pm

3/5 GameStop- Northgate Square
9582 Colerain Avenue
Cincinnati, OH 45239 2-7pm

OKLAHOMA

2/23 GameStop- Quail Springs Marketplace
2324 W. Memorial Road
Oklahoma City, OK 73134 2-7pm

2/24 GameStop- Sooner Center
1640 Sooner Rd. Ste. E
Midwest City, OK 73110 2-7pm

OREGON

3/13 GameStop- Devonshire Shops
3815 Devonshire Ave. NE, Suite 115
Salem, OR 97305 2-7pm

3/14 GameStop- Tanasbourne T/C
18033 W. Evergreen Pkwy., Suite K
Hillsboro, OR 97006 12-5pm

3/15 GameStop- Clackamas Promenade
8954 SE Sunnyside Rd.
Clackamas, OR 97015 12-5pm


PENNSYLVANIA

2/25 GameStop- Waterworks
957 Freeport Rd.
Pittsburgh, PA 15238 2-7pm

2/26 GameStop- Greengate Center
2040 Greengate Centre Circle
Greensburg, PA 15601 2-7pm

3/12 GameStop- Aramingo Super Center
2539 E. Castor Ave. Store #1
Philadelphia, PA 19137 2-7pm

3/13 GameStop- Fairless Hills Towne Center
491 Oxford Valley Rd.
Fairless Hills, PA 19030 2-7pm

3/14 GameStop- Great NE Plaza
2201 Cottman Ave. #245
Philadelphia, PA 19152 12-5pm

TENNESSEE

3/1 GameStop- Marketplace Corner
1970 Old Fort Pkwy, Ste 3
Murfreesboro, TN 37129 12-5pm

3/2 GameStop- Glendale Shopping Center
2026 Glen Echo Rd
Nashville, TN 37215 2-7pm

3/3 Chattanooga - Details Coming Soon

TEXAS

2/20 GameStop- C/o Barnes & Noble
2201 Preston Road, Suite E
Plano, TX 75093 12-8pm

2/22 GameStop- Grand Prairie Plaza
2205 W Interstate 20, Ste 300
Grand Prairie, TX 75052 12-5pm

3/14 GameStop- Shops @ Pinecroft
1440 Lake Woodlands Dr.
The Woodlands, TX 77380 12-5pm

3/15 GameStop- Westgate Marketplace
1440 N. Fry Rd.
Houston, TX 77084 12-5pm

3/16 GameStop- Spring Cypress Wal-Mart Center
11022 Spring Cypress, Suite 150
Tomball, TX 77377 2-7pm

3/17 GameStop- Royal Oaks
11807 Westheimer Suite 540
Houston, TX 77077 2-7pm

3/18 GameStop- Lakeline Plaza
11066 Pecan Park Blvd #413
Cedar Park, TX 78613 2-7pm

3/19 GameStop- San Marcos SWM
1023 Hwy 80, Suite 1-F
San Marcos, TX 78666 2-7pm

3/20 GameStop- Shops @ Tech Ridge
12901 I-35 Service Rd NB, Suite 1820
Austin, TX 78753 2-7pm

3/21 GameStop- Shops At Whitestone
202 Walton Way, Ste 172
Cedar Park, TX 78613 12-5pm

3/22 GameStop- Ben white Payload S/C
500 E. Ben White Suite 1000 Bldg. D
Austin, TX 78704 12-5pm

3/25 South Padre Island - Details Coming Soon

3/26 South Padre Island - Details Coming Soon

3/27 South Padre Island - Details Coming Soon

3/28 South Padre Island - Details Coming Soon

3/29 San Antonio - Details Coming Soon

3/30 GameStop- Military Plaza
7635 NW Loop 410, Ste 400
San Antonio, TX 78245 2-7pm

VIRGINIA

3/7 GameStop- Barracks Road
1114 B. Emmett St. North
Charlottesville, VA 22903 12-5pm

3/8 GameStop- Central Park
1240 Carl D Silver Parkway
Fredericksburg, VA 22401 12-5pm

WASHINGTON

3/16 GameStop- Pickering Square
1802 12th Ave. N.W. Suite B
Issaquah, WA 98027 2-7pm

3/17 GameStop- Canyon Ridge
26137 104th Ave. SE
Kent, WA 98031 2-7pm

3/18 GameStop- Crossroads Mall
15600 N.E. 8th
Bellevue, WA 98008 2-7pm

3/19 GameStop- Westgate South
2315 N. Pearl St. Suite 18
Tacoma, WA 98406 2-7pm

This article was originally published on Joystiq.

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